The Road to Porn Leads Directly Through Your Mother’s Vagina.
MomSwap packs a punch with this hour-long mega mondo taboo extravaganza. It sure tickled my irreverent sex romp spot. The idea of sex with my own mother is distasteful in the extreme, but my mother does not perform in adult videos, which we can all be thankful for. If Penny Barber were my mom? I’d totally be violating those social norms. But what really got my motor running was the “Holier Than Thou” family within which these naughty, naughty sex acts take place.
I am blessed to have not been raised by a family that did things like send me to Bible Camp or Prayer Circle. Joshua Lewis and Tyler Cruise were not as fortunate, however. Their traditional family sends them to a religious school that takes its religion seriously, just like the parents who send their young to be educated within its walls. The thing about religious schools that take their religion seriously is that they’ll call your parents and rat on you if you step out of line.
Joshua and Tyler have stepped out of line.
They’ve been caught looking at a pornographic website. PervMom, a site specializing in content featuring moms. As Joshua’s own mother, Penny Barber, points out when the headmaster calls, who even knew that was a thing? Penny is a member of some kind of right-wing Christian sect that doesn’t believe in fun. Or, at least, that’s my take on it. She’s dressed modestly in light pink, yet still manages to make me want her. And her performances make me respect her because that beautiful woman can not only fuck but she can act.
Tyler’s mom, Ashley Wolf, receives a call from the headmaster, as well, with the same story being told. As God-fearing women with a presence in their church community, they are horrified. They agree to meet with the boys at Ashley’s house for an intervention of sorts. They just hope it’s not too late for the salvation of the boys’ souls.
Once confronted with the evidence, the boys naturally deny everything. Then they make up an almost believable story. This provides Penny and Ashley an opportunity to improv their dialogue, much of which is deliciously wicked in its portrayal of innocence lured into depravity of an Old Testament kind. Penny proposes that the solution to this problem might be in the teachings of her mother, as opposed to the teachings of the Almighty. When she was young, she got caught smoking a cigarette, so her mother made her smoke the entire pack. The obvious equivalent in this situation is making the boys watch the content on the website they were so enamored with earlier… and they’ll do it in front of their moms. That’s the worst part. Or so they think.
While the moms get the porn site set up, the boys are instructed to present their members for inspection. Cue opportunities for comic awkwardness, especially when both of the impressively proportioned penises emerge from their school uniform trousers fully erect. This does not please Penny, who responds by slapping the impertinent peckers; a habit that Ashley quickly picks up, much to the displeasure of her own son, who admits that he’d really rather his own mom not be touching him like that.
So the boys swap sides. Getting your dick slapped by your best friend’s hot mom is preferable to getting your dick slapped by your own mom. Even if she is in the same room with you when it happens.
These women may be virtuous when left to their own devices, but once in the same room together with their sons and some online MILF content, a demonic spirit must possess them because their inhibitions slowly melt away, all in the name of punishing their boys and thus saving their souls. Ashley may be closer to God than Penny since she doesn’t appear to know much about the human body, but Penny’s better at quoting scripture.
That doesn’t mean that Ashley doesn’t have some surprisingly innovative ideas. In fact, she starts things going in a decidedly ungodly direction by observing that since the boys obviously like vaginas, they should show them theirs. While we can agree to disagree about whether an actual “vagina” is seen during this segment, we can agree that the situation is taut with sexual tension. The sons are mortified in spite of being told that they “are both lucky to have mothers who are willing to do things like this.”
Joshua and Tyler don’t feel lucky yet. They probably feel the beginning of a dissociative state that will ultimately lead to PTSD, but I may be overthinking this. On the other hand, with ideas like Ashley’s to “put it in his face,” I might be on to something.
With the boys now on the floor face up, it’s much easier for them to catch a view of where they came into the world from. This allows the moms to crouch over their own boy’s face and make him regret his covert online activities. “I don’t see how this is a fit punishment,” Tyler protests. Somehow this leads to their maternal figures sliding down onto their faces and getting eaten out while stroking their sons’ cocks.
This is the point where the moms start to wonder if they might not have a demon in them since this is not the kind of behavior they generally associate with themselves. They work through that concern without much scarring, and Penny contributes another idea to the treatment plan Why not go all out and show the boys how good sex can feel so they’ll save themselves for their eventual wives. “We’d be really bad mothers if we didn’t,” she insists, using a pretzel logic that I can only barely follow.
Not wanting to be “really bad mothers,” they move to the couch so the four of them can take their increasingly questionable learning experience to a truly pornographic level. It’s enough to generate a sense of competition for the boys, which must be an odd mix to experience along with being unsure whether they should be doing these things with their moms. That said, Joshua observes that Tyler’s mom is a total “throat goat,” and assures him that “If you knew your mom could do this, you’d definitely want it.” Not willing to take this garbage talk dick deep in his friend’s mom, he demands to know, “Bro, would you be mad if I came in your mom’s pussy?”
Penny may have allowed the dick of her son’s best friend into her prayer box, but she’s not going to allow smutty talk. The mothers propose Bible Camp as a solution, but the boys vote to stay with Mrs. Wolf, instead. Like that’s an option. Fucking Mrs. Wolf in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl is an option, however, so that’s what we get. Amazing how these godly women are so familiar with how porn scenes traditionally unfold.
The verbal gymnastics continue between the two women, who now flatter each other for their maternal instincts. This leads to a kiss, which leads exactly where you think it’s going to lead: the gates of hell themselves. Done for now with the boys, the women take matters into their own mouths by raving about what good Christian mothers they are and how delicious their casseroles are. Oh, and eating pussy in a splendid 69. This eventually expands to welcome the boys, whose cocks promptly take up residence in their friend’s and then their own mother’s cunt.
Then it’s time for another moment of what passes for religious clarity. “This is wrong,” she realizes aloud. Surely this is due to an evil entity. Their sons don’t care, standing close to them and placing their hot, hard rods against their faces. This creates a real crisis of faith because Ashley can smell herself on Tyler’s cock and she hates to quit in the middle of their lesson. Penny doesn’t have time to talk philosophy with her friend, so she strokes both of their boys, instead, urging Ashley to be a “strong Christian woman” and come fuck her son. Challenge accepted.
When it comes time for the lads to unload, the cum does not go into the ladies’ vaginas, as had been threatened earlier. In true porn fashion, these undefiled angels kneel on the floor, with Ashley almost immediately getting a face full of thick white cum. Penny continues to stand firm against profanity, telling her boy to stop swearing and squirt his load onto mommy’s face and breasts. She clamps her eyelids closed and braces for what ultimately turns out to be more of a warm rain.
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