Not Three’s Company XXX, The Office- A XXX Parody, 18 With Proof! #2, Massive Asses #4, and much, much more…

  

Cezar Capone
has long been considered a force in the popular internet porn movement
that showcases women in everyday settings before they get frisky enough
to fuck. Cezar has long had the advantage over many of his peers too in
that he shoots out of Miami instead of Chatsworth, providing the
director with a lot of ladies his competition just does not have access
too, especially for those of you that appreciate ladies that are not
shot out. The title most offered up as an example of this upgrade was 18 With Proof! #2,
a series of five lengthy scenes showcasing young women aged 18, the
second in the series that I have found so addicting. Regular readers of
mine will know that I prefer quality fucking over barely legal types
and with extremely few exceptions have I found most industry titles to
be worth much in terms of replay value but I had to admit that the
claims of this being the equivalent of digital Viagra were not without
merit! The ladies looked 18, acted 18, and showed their IDs on the
front cover so say what you will but the truth in advertising alone
made this a winner in my book.  It proved to me that newcomers do not have to be passive or hate sex, the
gals again revving up to bone like crazy in order to make their scenes
especially strokable. The replay value was exceptional and I have to
admit that my skepticism was overcome quickly, the lengthy
introductions of the ladies making them much more interesting than the
generic gals found all too often in "newcomer" or "barely of age"
pornos shot in Chatsworth. I would have liked better extras but given
the wealth of heated material provided in the movie (lasting nearly
three and a half hours long!), I could not disagree with the amount of
fuck for the buck as being anything but superior, my rating of Highly Recommended as much due to the heated sex, superior casting, and replay value as anything else.

Sam No/Mason follows the general formula employed by all directors at Elegant Angel
in her movies, serving up top notch talent with lots of tease footage,
plenty of lighting, and straightforward shooting techniques. Whatever
else may be said, this approach works well for many fans, myself
included, even without the desired anamorphic widescreen process used
each time, specific gals, or tremendous extras (which, while greatly
appreciated, always take a back seat-pun intended-to the production
itself). Other companies use goofy special effects, "interesting"
camera work, and heavy editing all too often forgetting the basics that
so many of us enjoy, then fussing at me for how positively I talk about
Elegant and their staffers. The latest title offered up by Mason is Massive Asses #4,
a series I can't get enough of, so to speak. In five lengthy scenes,
the director puts some of the best talent through the usual paces, all
of them appearing to enjoy their work and adding to the illusive "fun
factor" I speak of so often, the women this time including Kristina
Rose, Ava Rose, Jayden James, Kelly Divine, Andi Anderson, and Austin
Taylor.  It provided everything is advertised and more, the wealth of fat bottomed
ladies, the technical matters, and the heat generated by the cast in
chemistry filled scenes enough to merit a rating of Highly Recommended.
The last two scenes were not as good as the first three but each of
them had some fine replay value, strokability, and the ever elusive
fuck for the buck I love to talk about thanks to a great cast. In
short, Massive Asses #4 was just the latest in a long line of
focused titles that give fans exactly what they want and in copious
quantities, Mason knowing enough to provide a lot of great material in
her flick.

 New Sensations
is currently best known as a production company that releases tons of
compilations, mining the heck out of their expansive back catalog
titles for various series all designed to cater to narrow market niches
of consumers. What some people do not know is that the company still
shoots new scenes, albeit not as many of them these days and
occasionally comes up with a gem. The latest such title is a comedy
called The Office: A XXX Parody. Following the television
sitcum craze started mainly by the folks at X-Play with their lines of
popular parodies, New Sensation came up with a moderately amusing
version of the series by the same name (which was derived from a
British show of much higher quality, if drier wit). I'm not an expert
of the show or its allure to younger audiences, most of the times I
watched it I felt that the writers need an extended vacation to brush
up on their joke writing skills, but now pornified by New Sensations,
it comes in as an amusing enough take on the show that will help you
last until the next good comedy porn rolls off the presses.  It was a good first attempt at a porn parody, eschewing the homage to the
show as the more popular team known for doing them tend to do in favor
of pornifying the dynamic. The sexual discourse was a mixed bag to be
sure but I still thought the overall package merited a rating of Recommended
thanks to the entertainment value of the non-sex performances, lighter
than the best but certainly better than the parodies shot by some of
the other companies in the business these days. In short, The Office: A XXX Parody tried
something new, copying a lesser known comedy currently airing rather
than a show with a longer run and better ratings, making me think that
the director might be able to pull off an even better try in future
productions.

Jimmy Scaffnetti
is a likeable director of porn that is much like most men in how he
just wants a nice piece of ass once in awhile. He translates that into
his movies in a way that the bored, jaded, or old school "it's just a
job" types can't comprehend, the rough edges sometimes exceeding the
value of the polished efforts of his peers. As a director for Mercenary Pictures,Jimmy has shown a willingness to follow the rules set forth by others
though, rules not generally present in the more gonzo styled works he
shoots for Erik Everhard, lending a different air to them, his latest
in a long time making it my way in the form of Top Guns 9 .
While voting for such award shows at the AVN Awards, XRCO, the Xcritic
year end lists, and a handful of others I have been able to see a few
titles by the company in between their rare fits of sending screeners,
the most consistently appealing on technical and performance levels
have always been those directed by Jimmy. In the case of this series,
the use of high end and popular talent certainly helps elevate their
stature, less reliant on the appeal of the company owner in scenes by
comparison. The advertised action here was that all the ladies did anal
as well as interracial, the dynamics of the individual scenes solid
enough to merit checking out every time.  It started and ended with two of the best performers doing everything that
could be expected of them, and in such a manner that it enhanced the
replay value and strokability significantly so I rated it as Recommended.
The middle scenes were not always as consistently appealing but each of
the ladies in the show added something to the final product, fans of
interracial should find this one relatively solid in terms of the
technical values and quality of performances. In short, Top Guns 9 was nearly as good as Top Guns 7, one of my favorite volumes in the series, the technical matters handled competently enough to merit a nod.

Double Decker Sandwich 12 (Blu-ray) by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was a very decent volume of the series that did well with the visual upgrade of the high definition format so I rated it as Recommended.
The technical expertise that went into the show was as good as the
heated pairings in some cases, minor issues not impacting the overall
score too much. The highlight performers of the show for me were Aiden
Starr, Shyla Stylez, and Ricki White so give them a look even if you
blow off the other scenes. In short, Double Decker Sandwich 12 (Blu-ray) fared well when compared to Double Decker Sandwich 10
on technical matters, not perfect but a step in the right direction for
the company that admittedly has a modest track record with the high
definition format.  The concept of the series is to showcase scenes where two ladies double
team a single guy, the result meaning there was a lot more for them to
do than usual. The back cover described the show like this: "If you're
hungry for a tasty tit treat, then you'll enjoy a sexy serving from the
delicious Double Decker menu. Your appetite for a mile-high serving of
breast meat, while working your throbbing kielbasa will be satisfied!
Don't forget to order a side of extra creamy dick dressing for your two
huge helpings of mouth-watering mammaries. Open wide and say, "Ahhhh"
for the most scintillating tit-loving series in XXX."

Erik Everhard provides some of the best value of the directors distributed by Jules Jordan Video;
his multi-disc sets some of the longest and strongest the industry has
to offer. His latest title making it my way is a compilation fuck flick
called The Art of the Cum Fart 2: Special Edition , the sequel to The Art of the Cum Fart 1,
with both following the comments I made before: a nod to the anal
creampie genre that some of his fans have found exceptionally heated.
The compilation contained eight full scenes, some of them quite long
too, with minimal if any editing as the series of anal queens from
around the world converged on Erik's cock as well as those of his
friends. While I'm not a huge compilation fan, I do recognize that many
of you are into a particular sex act or two, this time providing the
anal creampie as the motivating act to be focused on so if you have not
seen these scenes, you may find it to be one of the best available at
this printing.  It had almost 6 hours of material on the double disc set, the theme of
anal creampies serviced rather well by the multitude of performers that
looked jacking up some semen to swallow or play with, the circus act
sex tricks the kind that get off a wider variety of men. I rated this
one as Recommended though it will only really appeal to those
of you that like seeing ladies pushed to the limits, a very personal
type of journey.

Tina Tyler
was long one of those performers that appealed to a variety of
marketing niches on the fringe of mainstream porn; the gal embracing
BDSM, bisexual males, and Goth before the term "alt-porn" was ever
used. She fared well in features that used her acting abilities too,
finding less work before the MILF craze hit (even then, her lean figure
and milky white skin not truly catering to the genre), but she went to
directing before her recent comeback to performing, finding a home at Mercenary Pictures
after a series of bumpy job changes. In the time she has worked for the
company, her technical skills have grown and she always had an eye for
shooting the better angles so I was happy to receive Super Whores 13 after a long hiatus from the series (the last one I reviewed was Super Whores 8
over two years ago). The theme of the series is to provide the best
women in the industry that do interracial with enthusiasm, usually
pairing them up with the biggest men that work for the company such as
Lexington Steele himself, often with interesting results.  It really only had a couple of women earning the designation "Super Whore"
here and they were Luscious Lopez and Katja Kassin (a few of the others
have done so in the past elsewhere though) but it was a decent fuck
flick with some rough technical edges that were largely overcome by the
heat of the scenes so I rated it as Recommended. In short, Super Whores 13showed the series has improved with time and Tina has become an even
better director than before, no surprise to those who know the lady,
making this movie well worth checking out.

Kevin Moore
is a director that gets around, the guy having directed a small number
of titles at a number of companies over the years, now landing a job at
Smash Pictures.
I haven't seen one of his movies in almost a year so I was more than
happy to pick up a copy of his latest vignette driven title, Secretary's Day 3,
when it came in the other day. The idea behind the series is to
showcase ladies playing out the role of secretary's in various
scenarios that were pornified, no claims made about being based on
"real life" that I remembered seeing. Having heard a lot of great
things about the last volume in the series that was reviewed here, I
was anxious to see Kevin's take on the age old theme, especially given
his cast of hotty characters playing the secretaries.  It had a great cast and I can see why there has been some interest in the
recent contest providing free copies of the flick here on Xcritic. The
action was a bit mixed in terms of quality (both technical and
performance) but there was enough strokability, replay value, and sheer
fuckability to merit a rating of Recommended as expected of the director. In short, Secretary's Day 3was a lot of fun for those that like secretary scenarios, the cast of
ladies each coming across as if they fit their respective roles in that
sense so if you have a fetish for the role playing in this area, you
will certainly find it appealing to say the least.

B. Skow
is marketed as a favorite director for internet critics these days, me
being one of the most vocal when it comes to the kind of quality
productions he directs for Vivid Entertainment.Compared to some of the old school directors the company employs or has
employed in the last ten years, Skow gives viewers substantially more
fuck for the buck on top of shooting superior quality scenes, his peers
not even in his league most times. That said, his latest title to make
it to me came in both standard definition as well as Blu-ray, a
showcase effort for Hanna Hilton called Bounce. The title
refers to the motion a titty engages in when a gal is being fucked, a
motion that appeals to men and women alike in my experience. Hanna is a
beauty with blond hair and sparkling blue eyes too, the kind of
attraction Vivid cannot get enough of in my opinion.  It served as an excellent showcase piece for contract gal Hanna Hilton but
also for all sorts of breast play that followed the beat of a different
drum. Gone was the formulaic approach so many in the industry used and
despite some rough edges on the editing part of the production, I found
this a very enjoyable homage to boobs worthy of at least a rating of Recommended
or better, and I'm not a "breast man" compared to many others in the
world. So if you are into boobs and/or Hanna Hilton, consider this a
"must have" fuck flick, the rest of the ladies in the cast also lovely
to look at and well worth dropping some entertainment dollars on. In
short, Bounce was not about all the checks I wrote last week,
nor was it about assholes in nightclubs, but the most natural of body
parts men have obsessed with since the dawn of time, titties in all
their 100% natural glory.

Say what you will about the rise and fall of the illustrious Jenna
Jameson's career but in her day, she was the top of the food chain, any
release of hers garnering significant attention from the press,
critics, and consumers alike. After she left Wicked Pictures, her
sexiest scenes were shot by director Chi Chi LaRue for Vivid Entertainment,
her own Club Jenna titles typically targeted at a different market with
all their special visual effects, her reluctance to work with any males
outside of her husband, and all sorts of other quirks that ultimately
caused her to lose her favored status. As a Jenna fan myself, I counted
myself among the many that sang her praises and wish her well with her
late term pregnancy (she's due any day now with twins) but virtually
all of her scenes released in the last several years were shot so long
ago that they have lost something over time, the "stashed away in a
vault" method of how she was marketed bothering me a lot. That said,
another two Jenna scenes are now out, albeit lesbian scenes, in the
newly released Being Jenna, a series of five scenes shot over
six years ago. The movie was shot as a sort of autobiography of Jenna,
the focus always on the lead even though she only had two scenes with
other women.  It was actually an upgrade from most recent Jenna flicks as far as I was
concerned, overcoming some technical deficiencies to provide a decent
experience that most of the Jenna fan club holdouts should consider a
premium title with "collector" status written all over it. The BTS
itself was quite insightful and taken as a package, it merited a rating
of Recommended for a more general audience, surprising myself as much as anyone. In short, Being Jennawas more than just a couple of Jenna Jameson scenes packed with filler
material for the mindless zombies that still consider her the ultimate
porn star, it was a look into her attitudes BEFORE she took the plunge
into an ego-laced frenzy that plummeted her worth to the industry below
that of even marginal newcomers so check it out and see Jenna before
the decline, thanks to the keen eye of Chi Chi LaRue.

Bill "Cezar Capone" Fisher
is one of the very best directors when it comes to shooting "made for
internet" scenes, his methods copied by many and succeeded by few at
this writing. He is often able to get something extra out of his casts
when shooting, be it some raw energy, some personality, or just helping
make the scenes "connect" more than his often uncredited peers. Now
that he is the boss and owns his own production company, Cezar Capone.com,
many are curious to see what he will offer next, our reviews of his
website-oriented fare showing we have a lot of love for his work. Well,
earlier this year he released a title that was extremely well received
at Xcritic, and it is now upgraded to a high definition version, the
movie called Johnny Loves Morgan (Blu-ray) . The theme of the
movie was to showcase company contract starlet Morgan Dayne as she
lived out her fantasies, the newcomer to porn certainly attractive
enough to raise a few eyebrows.  It was a solid showcase for lovely Morgan Dayne, the company contract gal,
as she ascends to whatever rightful place she finds on the porn
pantheon. As such, the Blu-ray version was worthy of being Recommended
but keep in mind that Cezar's strengths as a director have long been
established in the gonzo shooting style so vignette and feature porn
might take him awhile to work out as well. In short, Johnny Loves Morgan (Blu-ray)was a tribute to Morgan Dayne and as such, her fans should pick up a
copy or two while they wait for follow up efforts that have been
promised.

The Horny Housewife then delivered two titles worthy of your appreciation: Erik Everhard delivered an extremely solid 2 disc set with Beyond the Call of Booty 3. With a
combined running time of over four hours on 2 discs the offerings were
plentiful. From start to finish  the flick expressed heat and lots of
it. There was nothing here that stood out as weak but the standouts by
far were the scenes given to us by Riley Ray and Asa Akira to wrap the
flick up. Both of these girls in my personal opinion are perfection and
watching them get plowed was beauty exemplified. This is just one of
these discs that for me will get a lot of replay's and I think will
over a ton of replay-ability to a lot of porn fans out there. In all
honesty I think you need to pick up a copy of this asap its weaknesses
are dwarfed by its offerings. The only thing that keeps this from being
a XCritic pick is the lack of any anal but other than that I highly
recommend this title it has the housewife seal of approval; and Service Animal All Stars: Director Joey Silvera's Service Animals has always been a great series
and here we get 7 of the All Star caliber sluts on one disc. I was
really happy with the final outcome here and although a few of the
scenes could have been a tad bit stronger and perhaps featured more
male variety besides a constant barrage of Brandon Irons.  All the
girls here performed good and although a few of the girls appearance
was not my cup of tea the fact they can fuck well makes up for a lot of
the lack of looks. This is a very solid disc here no question and I
recommend you check this one out.

The Mooninite follows up with his ongoing look at classic titles: Bacchanale may be out there but it's a pretty interesting and
haunting experience. It's not going to appeal to those who need their
pornographic films to exist solely for the purpose of titillation but
anyone who can appreciate how surrealism, horror and the erotic can all
blend together will certainly appreciate what the Amero's have done
with this film. VCX's disc looks and sounds okay even if it isn't
perfect;  Sex Rituals Of The Occult is a terrible movie, it really is
horribly made and it's about as erotic as a frigid dog turd, but at the
same time, as far as cult oddities go, it's a whole lot of fun. Porno
fans probably won't find too much to get off on here, but fans of
fringe exploitation pictures will definitely appreciate the picture and
for that reason it's recommended; and Angel Above And The Devil Below may not be the steamiest XXX
porno made in the seventies but it sure is a lot of good, goofy fun. It
features some pretty trippy visuals, a few fun performances, and Rene
Bond's immortally perfect breasts all set to a quirky soundtrack and
featuring some of the most inane dialogue ever recorded. VCX's DVD is
light on extras but it looks and sounds pretty decent, making this one
a solid recommendation for classic smut fans.

Apache Warrior then brought two to the discussion with:  My First Milf is from the studio Wicked Pictures. The premise of this
movie is about a door-to-door salesman who sells lingerie to
unsuspecting women. His name is Will Addcock and he has a special knack
of getting reluctant women to change their minds and buy his sexy
garments. This movie is characterized as being a "gonzo feature."
Nevertheless, we do not hear the director giving out any directions
although I did enjoy the camera actions such as the zooming in and out,
and constant movement in some of the scenes.  The idea of using a door-to-door lingerie salesman is an effective
vehicle and makes the movie transition from scene to scene in a smooth
manner. However, in some of the scenes, the lighting could had
been better so that the viewer can see the gorgeous women in a much
brighter light. Since porn is a fantasy device for most people, it is
important that they see the participants in their beautiful glory.
There is a time for not so optimal lighting if the scene requires it
for the right mood and atmosphere, but in a so-called "gonzo feature"
and a comedic one such as My First Milf, it need not be concerned about
it; and The Cougar Hunter is from the studio Wicked Pictures. It is well-known
for making a wide array of features with their talented stable of
performers. In The Cougar Hunter, Voodoo plays the animal expert
Kangaroo Jack. Having conquered many species in the animal kingdom, he
has decided to concentrate on a more recent phenomenom called the
female cougar. By using the direction of Johnathon Morgan, Voodoo is
able to create a charming character who speaks to the camera
gonzo-like. He sets up each scene well. As to the cast, it is pretty
much an all-star group. From the hot commodity Lisa Ann to the
ever-popular Milf Branda James, it's a sultry MILF production. The appearance of Voodoo's Kangaroo Jack never gets old. The scenes
flow from one to another quite well. The female cougar personalities
are fun to watch. I would have liked to have seen more conversational
interaction between the actors before the sex stuff began in several of
the scenes. Lisa Ann has the standout performance among the women.

Beautiful Dreamer even found one to like with Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Alone: Friends are pretty awesome. They pick you up when you're down, they buy
you birthday presents and they eat your pussy when you're getting
fucked. The six amazing group sex scenes in this movie teach you the
important meaning of friendship: FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FUCK ALONE!  To say I'm glad I received this DVD is an understatement. The last few
porns I've watched were very much a let down. Fake screaming, too
serious, or just boring. Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Alone was truly
awesome in my opinion. The chatting before the scenes made the scenes
more friendly, more fun. The women are gorgeous, the men are realistic
in appearance (Body builder types are not necessarily for me).  The
scenes are well shot and you can hear all of the action going on. The
only scene that I really don't care for is Who Needs a Pilot- simply
because it feels like its running on. The only thing that could have
improved this DVD for me is if a little more emphasis was placed on the
women's pleasure and orgasm. While watching women go down on men is
undeniably hot, the opposite needed to happen a little more often. This
didn't take away from the DVD though. The scenes are varied even if
they all end with a come shot to the face, despite this, I still will
rewatch it a few more times.