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Not The Cosbys XXX, This Ain’t Happy Days XXX, Pornstar Workout, Jack’s Big Tit Show 9, and a great deal more…

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Spotlight Title: Not The Cosbys XXX

 

  

Will Ryder & Scott David
are currently the most reliable team in the porn industry for handling
parodies (also called "Sitcums") of mainstream projects, bar none.
Their homages to some of the most beloved television shows in history
have worked so well, they appear to be on speed dial to the mainstream
media, including shows such as Entertainment Tonight and The Insider,
with performers trying exceptionally hard to land roles in their works
as a means of standing out from the endless supply of flavor of the
month types populating the industry. That said, their company X-Play
is the leading source of sitcums worth mentioning, each project
elevating the bar ever higher to frustrate the hordes of copycats
seeking to cash in on the genre but unwilling to put in the effort to
"do it right". Their latest release is a long awaited interracial title
called Not The Cosbys XXX, arguably the highest profile work
they've done, finishing just in time for the Bill Cosby show's 25th
Anniversary. The original show garnered all sorts of awards and helped
introduce black people to a mainstream audience without the need for
silly stereotypes, showing an upper class family consisting of a
doctor, his lawyer wife, and a bunch of screwball kids that drive them
crazy. Unlike most sitcums though, the key to making this one work was
not just the excellent casting, a solid script, or the myriad of
technical issues to be solved, but the lead role which is now played by
comedian Thomas Ward. To say he "nailed it" would be an understatement
but as the key player in the cast, he helped make the rest of it work
on many levels. The movie works well as an episode where Denise (Misty
Stone) wants to lose her virginity but wants it to be special, the rest
of the cast getting in on the fun as well.  Technically, this was the most polished production by the team to date,
the writing suiting me as a solid homage to the original series rather
than an exploitive goof as porn is usually known for, the movie earning
a rating of Xcritic Pick from me. The levels of interracial
fuck for the buck, the acting, and the entertainment value taken as a
whole was so solid that it reminds me of what porn could be rather than
just unrelated scenes of gonzo sex, no wonder why the production team
is hailed as the saviors of modern porn (in a time when so many are
unable to pay their bills). In short, as far as high profile features
are concerned, Not The Cosbys XXX (and presumably part two that
was shot at the same time) is now the movie to beat come awards time,
the dedication and effort put into it what made it work above the
pretenders to the throne so check it out whether you're a fan of the
original show, a fan of the sitcum genre, or just want to see some
hardcore, heated sex for your personal pleasure.


Sneak Peeks:  Jack's Big Tit Show 9

Digital Playground
is a company that I have grown quite fond of in the last five years due
to the type of porn they shoot. Their production team is led by
director Robby D.
in almost all of their releases and rather than try to chase the hordes
of competitors that market "circus act sex", they prefer to try and
provide personal chemistry between their performers. That doesn't always work of course but the attempt is made far more often than
expected of others, the handful of generic settings the scenes are shot
in not getting in the way very often. Their latest title making it my
way is the upcoming Jack's Big Tit Show 9, due to be released
in the middle of next month. As one would expect, the emphasis was on
women with large tits having sex with a variety of men (one each), all
of the ladies sporting chests worthy of the title. The extras might
have been substandard this time but there was at least an attempt to
provide some quality fuck for the buck, the show lasting a little over
two hours.  It was a fun fuck flick with a decent amount of fuck for the buck, ladies
well worth admiration by big tit lovers, and showing enough technical
savvy that it won't be confused for any of the competitors on the
market. There were some rough edges at times but the bottom line is
that if you've been following the series until this point, you know
what to expect (and it was one of the better volumes of late). With no
arty farty special effects used to ruin the heat of the performances, Jack's Big Tit Show 9 was another "back to basics" gonzo release that the director can be
proud of showing off to his friends and industry colleagues, earning a
rating of at least Recommended, perhaps more if you are a fan of the cast or theme of the day.


Highlights of The Week 

 

Hustler surprised me of late with a couple of well made releases, including This Ain't Happy Days XXX .
For those of you that are very young or lived in a cave during the 70's
and 80's, "Happy Days" was a popular television show that debuted in
1974 after a single episode of "Love American Style" introduced the
characters to the public. The concept was tweaked a bit and thanks in
large part to bad boy Henry Winkler's "Fonzie", the show soon became a
national hit detailing the 1950's as seen through rose colored glasses;
an America just before the social turmoil of the Civil Rights Movement,
judicial activism, and the Vietnam War. The half hour show would
entertain folks and provide a crisis to be solved within the usual
sitcom dynamic time limits, all with good natured humor. In this case,
the stakes of the show have been raised by some heated sexual
performances and a few standout performances it situations fans of the
original show might find well within their own imaginations. In short,
rather than goofing on the show, the production team decided to emulate
the leaders of the sitcum movement and pay homage to the beloved show,
a decided step up in terms of making it better.  In short,  This Ain't Happy Days XXX was a return to Hustler as a
force to be reckoned with in terms of merit over advertising dollar, a
dynamic I can certainly appreciate given my attempts to encourage them
to push their usual production limits up to those of X-Play. I hope
they continue to improve on their efforts too, the number of shows from
our collective past just begging for a sitcum treatment large enough
that even discounting those that warrant sequels such as this one to
keep the company busy for a very long, hard time.

John Stagliano
is the perfect example of the old style gonzo director so many modern
pornographers try to emulate, his classic offerings still talked about
years later; a rarity considering how disposable most movies are these
days. His latest release is Buttman's Stretch Class 2, the follow up to last year's Buttman's Stretch Class 1,
which shows the legendary director showcasing three popular performers;
outgoing hotty Kristina Rose, ice princess Sasha Grey, and decadent
babe Velicty Von. The theme of the day was for each lady to tease
extensively, bend over a lot, change into a variety of sexy outfits,
and masturbate with a lot of toys.  It may well leave a handful of fans cold for the lack of sexual
penetration unrelated to toys but let's face the facts regarding the
primary purpose of porn to begin with; it should always be strokable
and provide the best quality women. In that sense, this one certainly
merited a rating of Highly Recommended from this admittedly
jaded reviewer but I applaud John's decision to use three such diverse
ladies for the show given how individual tastes seem to vary more than
ever these days. The ladies loved the attention and even Sasha seemed to show some
emotion behind that cold façade of hers, humanizing them but never to
the point where they were not all highly strokable too. Ultimately,
that was the goal of the movie too; showing some of the hottest footage
of the gals ever provided and in a manner that will last well beyond a
rental or too. In short,  Buttman's Stretch Class 2, like Buttman's Stretch Class 1
before it, were examples of why John is still so revered when it comes
to the classic gonzo form in the genre, my own appreciation of the
three ladies showcased enhanced more than a little bit.

 Evil Angel
is one of the companies that I champion much of the time due to the
manner in which they serve a dedicated audience, each director the
master of his own fate. Rather than try to be all things to all people,
they distribute the works of guys like Jake Malone
who provide hardcore smut to porn enthusiasts, foregoing the extra
sales they might achieve in the short run by watering things down. Jake
is best known for providing some of their edgier works, pushing the
limits of the gals he admires so strongly, getting them off or at least
giving the appearance of such so often that it is rare that any of his
titles falls as short as the majority of titles on the market today.
Jake's latest movie is one of his rare single disc efforts, a POV title
that he himself stars in called Point of View Times Two . The
women Jake cast were beyond hot too, showing the comeback of Delilah
Strong, busty Gianna, incredibly sweet Kristina Rose, and so many more
that I didn't think a single one of them was out of place in terms of
being top notch talent. The tease footage was such that perverts like
Jake himself can appreciate those portions alone for hours on end, with
Jake serving the ladies his admittedly modest pecker that average guys
can identify with more than the huge cocks some of his peers bring to
the table.  It proved my usual forecasts of his works wrong, the single disc offering
enough fuck for the buck, strokability, and casting delights to merit a
rating of Highly Recommended (I still prefer the double disc
sets though). The movie was exactly what was advertised and Jake seemed
to go out of his way to address past concerns, the technical values and
extras still adding some value beyond the generi-porn so many of his
peers at other companies can't get past. In short, Point of View Times Two was Jake Malone at his finest, drilling two hotties in each scene and
showing enough excellent tease footage that even his detractors should
be happy; his representation of the average male watching certainly
better than most of us could do.

Mason is an acclaimed female director at Elegant Angel,
the lady routinely proving she is just as hardcore loving as any male
counterpart found in the industry. For years, it was beat into ourcollective heads that women directors had to be more into erotica or
did not like pushing the limits of their performers (no matter what
said performers wanted to do) so she joined Belladonna to show the
world that women can be just as perverted as guys on both sides of the
camera. Mason's latest title is called Pornstar Workout  and
like the company's other vignette-drive titles, the emphasis was on
teasing and pleasing with a select group of especially sexy ladies (and
guys they wanted to have sex with).  The quick version of this review is that fans will be extremely happy
with the clarity of vision and solid technical values but also the
superb casting choices made for the show.  It was a very heated little batch of boning, the themes all appealing to
me on multiple levels. The replay value and strokability was enhanced
by the casting too, the result being it earned a limited Highly Recommended for those of you out there that prefer uncomplicated smut to beat off to. In short, Pornstar Workout was a workout that you will appreciate at home as much as the satisfied
partners in the scene did, the degree of circus act sex truncated this
time in favor of broader appeal by the well known female director.

Mike Quasar is currently one of the best directors in porn, even if he downplays his skill routinely as a defense mechanism. His work for Zero Tolerance
has often set the standard for gonzo elsewhere, making him their go-to
guy when someone needs something shot as though they directed it. His
latest title is Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze, starring the lovely Jenna Haze,
a virtual sex release that allows you to control many types of action
featuring the performer, with multiple angles to double the fun. I
liked his first foray into the field of virtual sex with Interactive Sex with Courtney Cummz so I knew this would become a big seller, the larger than average cover alone making a lot of fans happy at the 2007 AEE Show
awhile back, with me noticing how many times fans would approach her to
get one signed (even though she was at another booth). In any case, the
general premise of such a DVD set is to give fans something focusing on
a single performer and this joins her work for current boyfriend Jules
Jordan in Jenna Haze: Dark Side
as must have titles for your collection. This review is an updated
version of the old one with some extra emphasis on what has been
upgraded and what has been changed, the bottom line being that it
looked far superior to the original.   It will certainly be one of the big hits of the year for Jenna Haze fans
demanding more of the lovely lady in high definition. There was more Jenna Haze fuck for the buck than anything released in a very long time (second only to Dark Side),
the replay value was superior to most offerings in the genre, and the
strokability of the action was undeniable; even for a guy like me that
appreciates how cute she is but prefers curvier gals. The technical
values and uniquely made extras could have been better but I thought Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze was clearly a title I thought earned every bit of a Highly Recommended
and for fans of the lady, there is no disputing that it was collector
material (thanks in large part to the many selections and variations of
the material on the main disc). I appreciate that the extra scenes all
starred Jenna Haze and were all remastered in high definition, making
this a very worthwhile plunge for those fans so equipped to handle the
material in the upgraded visual format.

Next was the high definition upgrade of a truly enjoyable Sitcum, the title being Not Three's Company XXX Blu-ray .
I know readers have heard it all before but this was yet another case
of the duo improving on their past efforts, the show as written (though
pornified) as well written as anything George Burditt, Martin Rips, or
Bernard West ever wrote for the original show. This was also the
closest in terms of theme, characters, and art direction that any of
the so-called "sitcums" have come to the original, even the theme music
so close as to invite legal scrutiny of the production. The premise of
the movie was Jack (Van Damage) losing his chef job so Chrissy (Brynn
Tyler) gets a night job to help out, leading Janet (Penny Flame) and
the Ropers (Nina Hartley and Dino Bravo) to think she's hooking. I'm
not going to ruin your enjoyment with spoilers but many of the
one-liners were very amusing to laugh out loud funny, some of the cast
closely enough in character that it helped favorably change my opinion
of them a bit.  It showed a lot of the same creativity and ingenuity his previous efforts
provided but also better writing. The cast seemed as if it made a
serious attempt at emulating various aspects of the original characters
rather than just pornify the situations as lesser projects have done,
the result being a superior sitcum with lots of replay value,
strokability, and entertainment value so I rated it as Highly Recommended.
As is common knowledge at this writing, the production team at X-Play
is the only group able to hit the mark consistently with their comedic
parodies, even the sex showing some care rather than being tacked on as
an afterthought. In short, Not Three's Company XXX was a
remarkably solid hit that so closely mimicked the original, it should
be thought of as a tribute to the series rather than a rip-off attempt
to cash in on it, a rare enough occurrence in the porn industry but one
folks have come to expect from the company. In terms of the high
definition upgrade, the benefits of the picture improvements were not
as immediately obvious as the best such releases on the market today
but given the choice between great looking crap or a fun fuck flick
with staying power, I'll take the titles like this that have literally
changed the face of the marketplace in a very short time (that still
look pretty darned good).

This Ain't Star Trek XXX (Blu-ray) is the latest in the porn
world's looks at the crew of the starship Enterprise, previous efforts
such as the "Sex Trek" series or the internet series Sex Trix
I found so adorable notwithstanding, it was a decent effort too,
securing Braun's upcoming arrangement to go independent. This time,
Kirk is played by the Mighty Evan Stone, Spock less suitably by Tony
Desergio, and Dr. McCoy by Cheyne Collins, the rest of the cast quitedisposable except for uber villain Khan as played by Nick Manning. The
headliners were the basis for the whole show here though, Stone and
Manning hammy enough to make their parts work while the rest of the
cast kind of meandered about, the scale of the project such that all
the minute touches going into the production were appreciated but still
showing that the heart of any parody is in the script. That said, the
story was a relatively straight forward take on "Space Seed" (how
appropriate), the introduction of Khan Noonien Sigh into the series as
a genetically enhanced super human capable of great mischief (to the
point where he was brought back as the focal point of the "Star Trek
II" movie, perhaps the best of the franchise). It was played too close
to the material this time to work as well as some of the sitcums but as
Hustler's biggest production to date, it was also one of their best
in-house features in recent memory.  In short,  This Ain't Star Trek XXX was a welcome addition to
the recent parody craze, holding its own in terms of production values
and sexual heat, just needing some polishing up before challenging the
bigger players in the feature market at awards time. Axel has proven
successful at emulating both comedy and science fiction titles so his
planned string of similar titles by his personal production company may
eventually rival the leaders in the field, as long as he keeps
improving his game like they do.  That said, the high definition
version of the movie certainly looked better, the cleaned up visual
issues and enhanced resolution adding some appeal on my 60" television
though not as noticeable on smaller sets so if you are properly
equipped, check it out in high definition before making a purchasing
decision

Registered Nurse 1 was a popular title for Smash Pictures,
coming out nearly a year before some of the copycat companies released
similar titles (though in fairness, Jim Holliday released lots of
"nurse" titles many years prior). The occupational porn genre has
become increasingly popular since it provides us with fantasies about
those we secretly want to bone, so it made sense that director Kevin Moore be assigned to helm the even hotter Registered Nurse 2 when it came out recently. Kevin's ability to elicit solid performances
from cast members is well known to some of us reviewers and with ladies
like Jayden Jaymes, Kristina Rose, and Shyla Stylez as featured acts, I
was comfortable stating that it should be a lot of fun to watch in the
privacy of my own home.  It was a lot of fun and while some of the "acting" was a bit hokey, the
full version had all the lead in material to make sense of what they
were saying so I rated it as Recommended. The technical values
were solid in all but one scene, three of the ladies were top notch
hotties, and the amount of decent fuck for the buck was well worth
picking up a copy of the movie if you are into nurses. In short, Registered Nurse 2 was just as good as Registered Nurse 1 was for me last year, the casting of gals suck as Shyla, Kristina, and Jayden a wise move on the part of the company.

Diabolic
is a company that has long provided raincoaters with stroke material,
formerly serving as a training ground for upcoming directors as well.
These days, their small contingent of directors includes Sid Knox, a guy I have found very capable on occasion when he gets the right crew. His latest movie making it my way is Internal Injections 5 , a series I had last seen back with Internal Injections 3,
the premise being that the ladies would all take an internal male
orgasm by the end of their scene. This time, the talented Alexis Texas,
Jayden Jaymes, and Andi Anderson were the lead babes to check out but
the entire cast of gals proved to be a delight for fans of curvy women.  It had some very fine moments and a few scenes that really elevated the replay value so I rated it as Recommended.
The pacing could have been tighter and the amount of fuck for the buck
elevated by including more footage (especially tease footage) but I
could not fault the overall quality of the movie as a stroke flick. In
short, Internal Injections 5 merited as much attention as Internal Injections 3 before it, the movie the kind that fans will appreciate if they are into the cast and/or the hotty ladies.

 Patrick Collins is the founder and owner of Elegant Angel,
rarely shooting his own movies these days but when he does venture into
the realm of directing like the good old days, he shows people he knows
how to make quality smut (rawer and more energetic porn than many in
the field seem capable of offering at this writing). His latest release
is It's A Secretary Thing! 2 (Blu-ray), a series of five
vignettes that focus on office settings many of us can identify with,the drive towards "occupational porn" growing in recent years almost as
fast as the sitcums and parodies I review all the time. Consider it
this way, any of you that have worked in a professional setting have
probably come across that hotty secretary you wanted to fuck endlessly,
be it the blond wearing her clothing just a tad too tightly, the
brunette that can't operate the copying machine or pour coffee but
still gets the raises, or even the redhead that thinks dictation is
something spoken of in whispered terms. All Patrick seems to want to do
with this one is make a few bucks catering to our collective fantasies
of banging these babes that are often just out of reach, at least until
we're promoted to the corner office at work (upon which time we find
out what a sexual harassment lawsuit really is).  It was one of the best looking high definition titles I have seen of late
and given just how many I get to see, that speaks volumes for those of
you with decent equipment. I would have enjoyed a BTS or a related
bonus scene a lot more than the extras included but the amount of fuck
for the buck and replay value was borderline highly Recommended,
the price point of the high definition project just a bit much for the
rating I wanted to give it. As always, adjust your own ratings
according to your own needs, the technical values, chemistry, and high
end casting enough to convince many people that it was worth even more
than usual. In short, It's A Secretary Thing! 2 (Blu-ray) was a welcome effort in the occupational genre, each vignette serving to add to the value of this 3+ hour release.

B. Skow was once considered the "new guy on the block" at Vivid Entertainment
but over time, his mainstream skills and determination won over critics
and fans alike, even those at the company who were skeptical seeing the
light thanks in part to the success of his Brand New Faces
series. As the director branches out into other genres of porn, some of
the contract gals have been benefitting from his keen eye and devotion
to offering quality stroke material rather than the artistic leaning
porn his peers seem so determined to cling on to. His latest release
making it my way is Suck It, both versions of the movie seeming
to provide fans with exactly what they want, the showcase hotty of the
movie being Houstonian Meggan Mallone. The focus of the action this
time was blowjobs and while some were very short (thanks in large part
to her skillful manner with a cock), others were extended to the point
they will likely take a couple of loads or more to get through for the
casual raincoaters out there.  It was a great showcase for the developing oral skills of cutie Meggan
Mallone, the levels of suck for the buck easily enough to merit a
rating of Recommended or better. Skow knew how to maximize her
potential and it showed, some of the other ladies providing welcome
backup even if Hanna Hilton was only in a single scene (compared to
Meggan's four scenes). In short, the technical values and extras
assisted in making Suck It the kind of showing some of you will
find very appealing, the lack of storyline not weakening the scenes
whatsoever. In terms of the high definition upgrade, the visual
enhancement certainly added to the experience for me, the added cost
balanced against the superior resolution for those equipped to handle
it.

Tom Byron has always had a wicked sense of humor, his movies at Tom Byron Pictures
often reflecting his personality more than many of the contract
directors elsewhere are allowed to provide in their own fuck flicks.
One of the most popular series he has going for him deals with his own
royal nature, having been a performer for decades longer than some
thought he would last, the latest volume being The King of Coochie 4, the sequel to The Kind of Coochie 3.
As I stated last time, this was proposed to be a special volume
overall, Tom employing hotties such as Sunny Lane, Trina Michaels, and
Lexi Belle among others worthy of your time, money, and seed. Sunny
Lane narrated this Miami flavored version of the series, adding her own
anecdotes about the area with her usual "sunny" disposition. Going into
the movie, I had a lot of hope that it would be a standout edition, the
casting certainly providing added emphasis in that regard.  It had two excellent scenes courtesy of Sunny Lane, Trina Michaels, and
Sasha Grey with the other scenes decent to okay so I rated this one as Recommended.
The levels of fuck for the buck, strokability, chemistry, and genuine
heat were a bit mixed but I can't deny that Tom was right when he
pointed out how solid the last scene was going to be to me last month.
In short, The King of Coochie 4 was as much fun as The Kind of Coochie 3
was, my impression always that a few scenes were particularly strong
and the rest were good but not special as they could be. Check this one
out and I think you will agree that the king has a handle on what he
likes, just needs to learn how to convey it as effectively as he does
with some of his other series.

Octavio Winkytiki/Arizala is one of the few experimental directors left at Vivid
these days, preferring to shoot "something unexpected and different"
than his peers that populate the industry as a whole. His latest title
is Pussy A Go Go!, a reported "Prockumentary" (porn/rock
documentary) that follows a burlesque show at a carnival as it tours
the country. The look of the movie was oddly like some of those low
budget mainstream movies from the late 1960's but the main drawing
point here was how the sexual encounters were unscripted and generally
pretty heated, the movie portions showing how some of the cast was
destined for bigger things in life.  It might have been an acquired taste in many ways but as crazy as it might
have been, the combination mockumentary/alternative offering was such
that I watched it twice, laughing at times and getting hard during
others, the music a bit uneven but way better than average for the
thematic endeavor so I rated it as Recommended. In short,  Pussy A Go Go! will not only appeal to the usual "alt-porn" crowd but those who are
young (and young at heart) as well as those into music crossed with a
documentary styled porno as only Winkytiki can provide.

Robby D.
might not be a high profile director these days, preferring to let his
work do his talking for him, but the last few years he has been at Digital Playground
have certainly proven to be indicative of the company mindset to give
fans what they want in the rapidly changing porn market. Originally a
couples friendly company known for their almost softcore projects, they
have embraced a diversity that allows their handful of directors to try
new things as they get increasingly gonzo to cater to the rest of the
porn consumers out there. The latest project of theirs I received was Naked Aces 2 (Blu-ray), the sequel to Naked Aces 1
that came out recently. The movie is a parody of sorts that mixes high
powered guns with high powered sexual depravity, threading the five
scenes together with a story about a missing dildo. While I wasn't
exactly enamored with the first installment of the series, this sequel
showed Robby taking steps to improve the show using some solid
performances and the company's leading contract gal, Jesse Jane, in a pivotal role.  It showed that a porno can be fun as well as show heated sexual
performances. It may not have been the most consistently rewarding
experience I have had with the company and director of late but Jesse
alone was worth checking it out and gals like Brianna Love, Rebeca
Linares, and Renae "J Ho" Cruz elevated the rating to a firm Recommended
for me. The strokability, replay value, and amount of fuck for the buck
wasn't hurt by the extras either but the strength of the movie was
clearly resting on three of the five scenes being the best of the
batch. In short, Naked Aces 2, like Naked Aces 1before it, only needed a few nods to beer and porn rinds to establish a
whole new genre of porn; something I would probably refer to as
"redneck porn" except for the talents of the cast. I admit that I'm not
a gun guru like some people are but as far as incorporating amusing
humor, guns, and hot babes, you really won't find much better than this
one in terms of high definition appeal.

Robby D.
has been the subject of much speculation in recent years as the kind of
director that has enough technical skill to allow him to experiment
with various porn formats (as opposed to fucking them up and calling it
"art" after the fact as is common these days). Proving his critics
wrong by taking the gonzo world by storm in the last few years, Robby
has allowed his on-screen persona of Jack to do all the talking needed,
mainly by offering up some kick ass porn that anyone could stroke to in
abundant quantities and doing his own thing rather than chase the pack
of peers as others are want to do. His latest effort is the recently
released Jack's POV 3 Blu-ray, another point of view extravaganza fine tuned with the assistance of Joey Pulgadas and Nick P. like POV 2.
Once again, a number of capable meat puppets fill in for Jack as they
boned the living daylights out of the ladies, with every scene proving
not only stroke worthy but highly replayable.  It showed that the first two volumes by Robby D.
were no flukes. At the risk of sounding like his bitch, I'm beginning
to wonder where he'll go from here considering how he managed to take
some marginal hotties and convert them into the kind of ladies we'd all
like to meet in a dark alley somewhere. The levels of fuck for the buck
were exceptional, the casting better than a list of names could
possibly define, and the technical values used to enhance each and
every one of them, I figured this was worth a rating of Recommended
for raincoater and general porn fans alike. I wish the extras were
better but considering how solid the scenes were, I can't fuss too
loudly at the package offered up. In short, Jack's POV 3  in the
high definition Blu-ray format was a nice visual upgrade but not truly
enough to merit paying so much extra money for in my book so unless you
have significant resources to afford the upgrade, this might be kind of
pricy (but if you missed out the first time, it was definitely worthy
of consideration, just not so much as a double dip).

 Robby D. and Digital Playground
have become somewhat known as synonymous with heated scenes for gonzo
lovers in recent years, the director showcasing some of the hottest
acts in porn for his employer. As he expands into new niches for fans,
he proves he is no one trick pony, this time offering up Jack's Leg Show 2 to prove that Jack's Leg Show 1
was no fluke. Those of you into foot fetish material probably already
know how much crap there is on the market as companies routinely take
advantage of the niche market knowing that the alternatives are few,
far between, and generally really lame. Robbie tries to merge some of
the best leg and foot tease into his otherwise straightforward gonzo
scenes for fans or those who might want to check out the genre;
resulting in an often superior effort. The high definition upgrade on
Blu-ray was one of the nicer looking titles from a few years back, the
photography benefitting from the upgrade more than a little bit from
what I noticed on my 60" TV.  It had some really heated pairings and a couple in need of a little
polishing up by the performers but the technical aspects were always
well handled and the amounts of tease were off the chart compared to
the majority of related titles released elsewhere. In that sense, Jack's Leg Show 2, like Jack's Leg Show 1,
will probably be the best thing you can find on the market if you want
lots of seductive teasing footage. When this one comes out later this
month, I suspect a lot of you will be jumping on the bandwagon but I
still wanted more extras and energy to rate it higher than Recommended.
In all, the attractiveness of the ladies was indisputable and the
better scenes would fit in just about anywhere else in the Jack
universe so check it out. The high definition version was a lot of fun
too, the visual enhancements certainly worth you consideration if you
were not on the Robby D. bandwagon like so many of us were when the SD
version was released a few years ago.

Jay Sin is the butt loving director most people have discovered since he signed on to be distributed by Evil Angel
awhile back. He really gets up and into the backsides of anally
talented women so it makes sense he would release a title called Anal Buffet: Special 2 Disc Set earlier this year. One would think that any assortment of hot ass
chicks doing all sorts of circus act sex tricks with toys and cocks
would automatically merit an extremely high rating but in my
experience, not all such movies live up to the hype so I gave this one
a long, hard look before reviewing it the other day.  It was a lot of fun but I was unable to gather screen captures from the
disc on my computer on either copy of it I was sent so I rated it as Recommended.
The casting was great and the action often fun but there was a lot of
repetition in terms of the way the asses were played with, the tease,
and the often passive screwing, especially anal, weakening it more than
a little for me. Still, taken in small doses the movie worked well
enough, the crisp sunlight enhancing the visual qualities like the
package of extras did for me. In short, Anal Buffet: Special 2 Disc Set had some minor technical issues worth discussion but it had a lot of
good, old fashioned anal play too so it was worth checking out.

Khan Tusion directs hardcore porn for Pariah Pictures (distributed by JM Productions)
of a different nature. Be it his screen persona or his real attitudes
towards women, he embraces the concept of "abuse" porn where the ladies
are verbally abused by the man as he pushes their respective limits for
his flicks. So if you aren't into seeing that kind of thing, you might
be better off skipping this review of Butt Licking Anal Whores #12, a series I last checked out in Butt Licking Anal Whores 11.
Given the comments on the cover and what the series is advertised as
having, I expected all the women to do anal and lick the asses of their
partners. There was also a comment on the top of the front cover that
said "hottest pornstars" so I was dubious as to how well Khan could
deliver, few performers in the jizz biz meriting the term "star" never
mind "hottest" so with that, I delved into the murky depths of
advertised madness, hoping this would serve my needs well.  It was not exactly my preferred cup of tea but the action in it was
truthfully advertised and while many of the ladies were not
particularly "hot" (never mind "stars" or "hottest"), they were
attractive enough to merit multiple loads for the action they seemed to
almost universally appreciate so I rated the movie as Recommended.
I would have liked to see some extras and perhaps elevated technical
values, this copy not playing on my home computer so I couldn't give
you screen captures), but there was no mistaking it that the cast was
having fun even if Khan was more intrusive than I like the crew to be
in my porn. In short then,  Butt Licking Anal Whores #12 was a definite upgrade to Butt Licking Anal Whores 11
that fans of salad tossing will find entertaining and amusing, just so
long as they realize the movie is just a movie providing some rough
edged sex by a cast of ladies showing Alex Gonz (and in one case, a
cameraman) some nasty loving.

Harry Johnson then picked up a duo of titles worth watching such as Ink 'n Pink: is more or less successful with what it intended to do. The
twelve scenes included here do feature varying degrees of tattooed
honeys getting nailed, but the quality is kind of all over the map.
Some scenes are either just too dry or strange to really stand out in a
positive way. Thankfully there are some really outstanding moments here
and they do outweigh the bad. You have to dig for them, but they are
there. Overall I'd say this release is easily recommended for anyone
with a tattoo fetish, though those of you just looking for a
compilation of decent sex scenes will find something to appreciate as
well; and Riley Steele's Chic is a decent, if not slightly underwhelming,
release. Each of the five girls here looks incredible, but the quality
of each scene is all over the map. A couple of standouts such as
Heather, Zeina, Capri, and one of Riley's scenes proved to be
entertaining and warranted more than one watch. The rest was sadly
forgettable, awkward, or just too dry for its own good. I'd say this
one is worth checking out, but it's not necessarily one that you're
going to go back to frequently when you're looking to watch some porn.
The girls are hot but the sex overall just isn't as great as it could
have been.

Apache Warrior offered up a quartet of works you might like including Lisa Ann Milf Trainer: a good addition to Huster Video's Milf
Trainer series. The lovely Lisa Ann does not disappoint her loyal and
growing fans with her two performances. However, her second performance
should had been much longer rather than only performing blowjobs. The
other standout performance is from hot stuff Victoria Valentina. For
fans of Raquel Devine, her addition to this movie is a great look-see
of this legend. The biggest advantage of having the Milf genre being as
popular as it is in this industry is that stars of yesteryear are able
to come back into the biz and create new fans and make old ones
extremely happy; The Best of Cheating Housewives: When these housewives are angry, they really know how to use their
anger and frustrations to create good sex for themselves and for the
viewer. The most fun scene is the first one with Vicky Vette. Her
banter with her cheating husband while she is having sex is funny. The
most beautiful women are Lisa Ann, Nikita Denise and Julia Ann. Those
ladies' gorgeous appearances are huge turn-ons. Also, the double
penetration action in scenes two and four are good and especially in
the Nina Hartley episode. As to the main reason why Smash Pictures
decided to pull together the best scenes from their popular series, I
think that these six vignettes are a good representation of what a Cheating Wives movie experience is like; Women Seeking Women #53: This is one of the better installments to this series in a while. The
AJ Bailey-Mylie Ann scene is totally sensual and hot. AJ Bailey is one
of the most attractive women that Girlfriends Films has ever filmed.
She has a Masters degree in Anthropology and Museum Studies. Currently,
AJ is the newest Vivid contract girl. The other stand out performance
is the Deauxma-Elexis Monroe pairing. This studio should pair up AJ
Bailey and Elexis Monroe for an upcoming film session. Miss Monroe is
as gorgeous as Ms. Bailey and the heat that they would create would be
sensational. One other person who needs to be mentioned is Ashlyn Rea.
She is a true gem and her coupling with the very talented Dana Dearmond
will give her good exposure and increase her "get" factor in the
industry; and Blame It On Savanna: a good showcase
vehicle for Savanna Samson to show the audience why her fans adore her
so much. Regardless of her gorgeous appearance and seductive talents,
it's her personality that sets her apart from other starlets. In this
movie, there are several moments when Our Miss Savanna talks straight
to the viewer and tells him about her character's personal thoughts
about her life. She is very likable and we feel sorry for her. We
understand why her character acts the way she does in this movie.
Raquel Devine and Savanna look good together and it was unfortunate
that they did not have more scenes with each other. Also, it would had
been nice to have seen Savanna's character's husband since she mentions
him throughout the film. Nevertheless, Paul Thomas wrote and directed
an entertaining movie and Vivid placed the correct star as the lead.

Ravyn suggested a flick by the infamous B. Skow: one of the  good directors still with Vivid and is highly 
recognized for his work.  His rather unique  style  is enjoyed  by  all
avid  watchers of Gonzo which unlike  my  previous  review Shooting
Savanna,  Going Deep is the  better of the  two. Each scene runs
roughly about thirty-two minutes and has a very nice   tease aspect
working up to the climax. In using  one of the   gals  from his " Brand
New Faces" series Hilo  brings a  fresh new look and  feel  to the 
adult industry after only  shooting  her  third scene as  of  this
production. Going Deep has a lot going for it and I hope that you enjoy
it as much as I did! Vivid has become one of my favorite companies when it comes to feature
porn. They load their DVD with plenty of extras; sometimes not all of
the extras are with the featured performer but enough to be a good
value purchase. Going Deep  which is shot  by B. Skow could  very much 
be one of the  best  gonzo  films out there today  especially with new
comer  Hilo. I know how difficult it is for a newbie to make a dent in
the adult industry among so many other established ladies. Overall Going Deep is one of the better  gonzo flicks that I have had the 
pleasure watching! I  guess I will be  watching  more of  B.Skow's 
work!

Addison DeLick then looked at a blast from the past with Easy:  It's back to the vaults for this classic from the era immortalized in
"Boogie Nights," the 1970s, a time when porn makers strove for
respectability via scripted features shot on film and edited and scored
to resemble "real" movies. "Easy" is the sort of
class smut that played in high-end porn palaces in Times Square and
other red-light districts, with its star, Jesie St. James, prominently
billed in posters and on marquees. The good ol' Cal Vista logo signals we're in for quality cooze, and
"Easy" doesn't disappoint, right from the opening shots of tight-bodied
blue-eyed blonde St. James jogging in skintight red shorts and T-shirt
(and knee-high gym socks) as her voiceover narration sets up the series
of flashbacks that make up the movie. St. James is a high school
teacher who, in the first scene, is reprimanding a male student after
class only to have him turn the tables and force her into a grope-fest,
resulting in him cumming thickly just as she's pulling his cock out of
his pants (genius editing that). Jesie puts up only token resistance
before getting into the sex, and throughout the film she's either
lustily submitting to aggressive (and borderline criminal) treatment or
getting aggressive herself despite her attempts to maintain a ladylike
veneer.  Younger fans accustomed to nonstop extreme hardcore action may be a bit
put off by the relatively tame and story- and character-oriented nature
of "Easy." But those qualities sit well with me, and the beautiful
Jesie St. James -- with her high cheekbones, small breasts, large
nipples, blonde bush and white ass -- is a lust object for the ages.
The disc extras are nothing special, but this is definitely a keeper
for fans of quality porn of the bygone "Boogie Nights" days.

Marine Hardcore found three titles worth checking into: Mommy Got Boobs 4 is a standard MILF movie with our Moms basically
seducing theirdaughter's significant others in five scenes. All of the
women have pretty good
bodies and the stories and setups are good and frame the scenes
nicely. I like these movies when they are well-done and this one fits
the bill, for the most part. Mommy Got Boobs gets a Recommended rating from me primarily for the
scenes with Diamond, Rikki, and Amber-Lynn, as well as the overall
production. All three women are great to look at and fuck and suck with
an air of enthusiasm that show they love it and not just acting.Diamond
is very authoritative and is someone who brings a "my way or the
highway" attitude to doing her daughter's boyfriend--and what a
body she has! Rikki has a biker/hippie look with a lot of tats and a
soft body with big tits. Amber-Lynn is a Kewpie-pie fuck doll, shorter,
heavier, and with big tits that look natural. She has fantastic nipples
and they just grow like little kids while she is having sex, this
getting from me a gold star. They seem to twist and get tighter all by
themselves and when she arches her back..., well, so did I; MILF Carton has three movies of big-boobed MILF's produced in typical
Wicked flair and prodcution values. This is a great couples set and
provides above average replay value. Most of the women are good
attractive and while each is not a Jessica Drake, most are quite
compelling. The stories are fun and the setups work and the scenery
enpough to make you want to play the lotto and move to California.
There is also a Sampler disc with scenes from three movies and other
extras; and Mommy Thing 4, directed by Patrick Collins for Elegant Angel, gets a Highly Recommended
from me.  I scored it this way primarily for the first four scenes,
which were very sexy, erotic, and extremely stimulating with a lot of
replay value. There are and
will be little snippets you will want to see each time you view
this disc and will be where you will want to spend those private
moments with yourself or your lover. They do reach above the norm here.
The last scene with Roxanne Hall left me feeling a little greasy and
dirty, the baseness of the sex a little overwhelming and
disturbing--too rough. I felt myself at times feeling for Roxanne being
treated so nastily, but she came back for more and I can only wonder
why? Well, that's my problem and like I have said in other reviews,
this is why they make skip and FF buttons on your remotes. That one
just did not do it for me. Overall, a very good disc, though.

We end our journey into decadence with The Mooninite's take on Belladonna's Road Trip: Cabin Fever: Belladonna and the girls have decided to hit the road for a relaxing
weekend up in the snow covered mountains. But these girls aren't going
to go skiing or make snow men - in fact, they don't want anything to do
with men this time around. What they've got in mind (after a boring
intro that goes on way, way too long) is some pretty bad ass lesbian
gonzo fucking.  Each of the ladies in the film gets a Personal Camcordersfeaturette that contains some odd behind the scenes footage. Look for
girls peeing, blowing snow cocks, putting on make-up and delivering Real Worldstyle video blog confessions. There's also some candid material in
here, clips of the ladies playing in the snow, bowling, skiing, and
hey, giving themselves enemas too - there's even a bit of hardcore
footage in here if you want to look for it. These run between ten and
fifteen minutes a piece and are kind of interesting in a voyeuristic
way.  There's a bit too much filler for this reviewer's tastes but that
complain aside, this is a pretty rock solid lesbian gonzo effort from
Belladonna and her crew. Worth it just for the Alexis Texas/Ava Rose
scene on its own, the supplemental material is a nice change from the
usual behind the scenes featurettes that Evil Angel usually includes
and the A/V quality is decent as well.


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