Fleshlinks 02.27.23

Coke and Pepsi Drinkers Have Bigger Balls

Who’s got big balls? Mice who drink pure Coke or Pepsi, that’s who! Yes, among the many things that the Chinese have been researching in their pursuit of infinite knowledge is how carbonated beverages affect fertility and the development of the male genitalia. To do this, they gave rats Coke, Pepsi, and water to drink. Water didn’t have a chance against the chemical agents in the soda for boosting testosterone and increasing testicle size. Click here.

Darn It! Archeologists Finally Recognize Roman Dildo

Don’t you hate it when someone finds your handmade dildo and claims it’s a sewing implement? That’s what some prude at Newcastle University did with the first example of a sculpted disembodied Roman penis. What it obviously isn’t is a darning tool. What it obviously is is a 2,000-year-old, six-inch wooden penis. Could have been used for fun. Could have been used to torture. Could have been a touchable icon. Click here.

Ancient Persians Were More Woke Than Realized

When the nerdier among us consider the ancient Persians we think about their metalwork, rock carvings, weaving, and architecture. From those, we learn a lot about the society that crafted them into art. According to Professor Megan Cifarelli, art found at 2,800-year-old graves strongly suggests that the ancients were aware of a “third sex” or “two-spirit” gender. Click here.

The 3D-Printed Gagwriter is No Joke

Novelty is the spice of American consumerism, so The Gagwriter from Devious-Devices is right on target to trend among those with a unique approach to typing. And possibly also giving blowjobs. The idea is that you use your tongue and nose to direct a controller shaped like a dick. These are probably not going to show up in the mainstream workplace, but imagine the possibilities! Click here.

The Cure for Hiccups is Within Reach!

Who among us hasn’t been tormented at least once by a bad hiccup session? And how many of us have tried every quack nostrum and technique known to man in an attempt to make them go away? You’ll be happy to know that the cure is at hand, and it’s located where you sit. That’s right, a bit of finger in the butthole will do the trick. Do you hear that, men? Not every medico is trained in how to properly stimulate the vagus nerve, so shop carefully. Click here.

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