Flesh It Out: Songs In The Key Of Smut: Body Parts Edition

Who doesn’t love a good song about sex organs?

Hey Fleshbot fans! Here I am moonlighting as your smutty DJ again and today I bring you songs about body parts! We’ve all got ‘em and bodies are sexy and funny and the source of endless inspiration.

We’re starting with boobs! “Drop Em Out” by Wheeler Walker Jr. Is a catchy little country ode to marvelous mammaries. I have to admit, the #tittydrop is a thing of beauty. Wheeler is apparently a man who enjoys a good tit fuck too, because one verse ends with “let me jizzum on your boobs.” Whoa there cowboy, buy me dinner first! This song must be really interesting performed live!

As far as butts, everyone who’s anyone knows Sir Mix-A-Lot and Baby Got Back, but a lesser known hymn about the glory of ass is LL Cool J’s “Big Ole Butt” where Mr Cool J tells us the sordid tale of dating various ladies that he kept trading up for the one who has the best badonk. He’s now been married to the same lady since 1995. so hopefully he’s found the booty of his dreams or maybe she enjoys the never-ending junk in the trunk parade alongside him. Whatever works.

King Missile’s “Detachable Penis” is a weird song about a dude who misplaces his detachable junk. It’s a fun little quirky song and you know, some dudes actually do have detachable penises, so it’s best to keep close track of them. My ex who is dead and is probably going to be pissed at me for sharing this actually dropped his big ol trans boy schlong out of his pants when walking down the street one day. Thankfully he noticed right away. It’s fun to think about how this song would be different in modern times if the penis-bearer just put an Airtag on their bits.

The kings of puerile humor in song format known as The Bloodhound Gang will make this column a few times I am sure. Today’s featured song of theirs is “The Vagina Song” and it’s just another example of how much fun juvenile toilet humor and clever wordplay as well as the word “vagina” being screamed out in a falsetto are just amazing when you put all these things in the same song. Guaranteed inappropriate earworm, homies. And of course WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion is the pussy song everyone knows already but it’s just one of those songs I never skip on streaming apps so I needed to mention it.

As a bonus, here’s a song by the late great Prince, entitled “Vagina” but it’s actually a song about a non-binary or perhaps gender non-conforming person. He describes them as “Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds”.  Hey, I’d party with ‘em!

So for my next body parts column I’m going to come up with sexy songs about the pancreas, or maybe the spleen. Nice challenge but there’s many other songs about naughty bits out there for another day! Go explore and build a playlist!