Grab Your Dickens And Check Out This Porno Version of a Christmas Classic

Giving up big cock is a terrible choice, and this girl needs to mend her ways!

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Hey Fleshbot fans! One of my favorite things to do in the holiday season is drag out all of my Christmas books and movies. There have been umpteen versions of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, but not many with naked people and sex in them, but this week for my Throwback Thursday pick, I’ve dug deep in the Brazzers archives, back to 2009 in fact, and found this fun take on the cautionary tale starring Mindy Lynn and Scott Nails. Let’s get into it!

We open on Mindy sitting by the Christmas tree in her cute Christmas shorty pajamas and socks chatting on the phone to someone called Christy about how she loves her dude even though he’s not very well hung and she gleefully shouts to the room at large that she’s giving up big cocks forever. Weird flex, but okay. She drifts off to sleep and is awakened by, you guessed it, the Ghost of Big Cocks Past, played by Scott Nails in a silly fake beard (he plays all of the ghosts.) He takes her to visit her past where she’s just happily slurping on some lucky dude’s schlong and then returns her to the couch.

The Ghost of Big Cocks Future appears next, cowled in black and weighed down by chains. Mindy asks if he’s the Grim Reaper, but nope, he just enjoys ol’ Grim’s fashion sense. He’s just there to show her a dismal future without big cocks in her life. It looks pretty bad. She has no money and she and her short dick man are eating some sad porridge and then she gets a quick flash of them in bed, and it’s pretty damn dismal.

When she returns, she’s greeted by the Ghost of Big Cocks Present. If you remember, the Ghost of Christmas Present is usually a jolly fat dude sitting on a mountain of food who reminds Scrooge of life’s bounty and how it’s there to be enjoyed and not hoarded.

Well, since we’re in Porn World, he’s dressed in a robe with a tinsel boa and an evergreen crown and he pops out his big ol’ cock from under his robe and Mindy is a happy girl, stroking and petting it and then sucking on it a bit before he decides to remind her of some of the pleasures of the flesh by eating her ass and pussy and then putting her on his lap to let her slide down on that meat. He continues to stuff her stocking, as it were, right there next to the tree, and it’s anything but a silent night in her house until he gives her a nice load right in her mouth-- that ain’t Christmas cookie frosting, folks, but I guess it could be hard sauce, in a way? I think too much about these things. Occupational hazard.

Enjoy this merry bit of smut, don’t be a Scrooge this season, and don’t ever swear off big cocks!

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