Rapper Slim Thug Likes to Watch Porn on the Apple Vision Pro

Infamous Houston Rapper Raves About VR Device’s Porn Possibilities.

Love him or hate him, no one can claim that Houston rapper Slim Thug keeps his thoughts to himself. In addition to Hip Hop SX reporting that he had called German DJ Vlad a “culture vulture, Vice in 2010 observed that Thug, who was born Stayve Jerome Thomas, also has strong opinions about how poorly he feels Black women treat Black men. He has since tried to walk those comments back in Essence. That doesn’t mean he’s not a big fan of seeing women naked and using high-tech toys to do it with, though. His latest tool for admiring the fairer sex without their clothes on is the Apple Vision Pro.

The recently released virtual-reality device costs a tidy $3,499 and despite its amazing potential for immersive erotic experiences, it’s an Apple product, which means Thug’s successful attempts to watch hot working ladies are unauthorized. In a 2010 exchange with Wired Magazine, Steve Jobs made it clear he did not want his brand associated with adult material. “You know,” he said, “there’s a porn store for Android.” Nonetheless, as Wired pointed out, the Playboy app was available in the Apple App Store.

Despite the fact a 404 member and early Apple Vision Pro adopter declared the device to be a “$3,500 chastity belt,” on Monday, February 5, 2024, Thug posted a short video on Twitter praising the high-end voyeur’s tech toy. “This shit crazy, man! I got OnlyFans on right now,” he announced. “Bitch is like six foot, and I can see the hoe’s pimples!”

He continued with his admiration of the science and stated “You know how you used to take a panoramic pic and it used to be just a straight pic? Now this muthafucka like, you can see the whole shit around you!”

It’s obvious that Thug had a great time with his Apple Vision Pro OnlyFans experience but he never explained how he managed to get to the platform or what kind of content he was watching. Because VR porn is shot and viewable in 180 degrees, it’s not compatible with the headset. All is not lost according to Kotaku.com, which assures that a workaround is possible because the system can use web browsers and thus view flat porn videos on sites like PornHub. Further, those using the Safari browser, which supports WebXR and is used for VR and AR devices, will have better luck, assuming anyone is optimizing their porn for the little-used browser.

Fortunately for Thug and others who love the idea of having an immersive, hands-free virtual sex experience, media producers are already on the job and making special videos tailored to be compatible. Those who enjoy playing with vibrators while going deep into VR can do so with Lovense devices, which respond to gesture recognition commands.

Additionally, sex educator and “world’s greatest sex hacker,” according to GQ, Kenneth Play has begun to release explicit instructional videos shot on his iPhone 15 specifically for the Apple Vision Pro. Called Spatial Sex, the first installment in the series is a squirting tutorial featuring Joanna Angel and Play, and it’s free to watch on his site. Those who would like to participate remotely can do so with the help of the site’s sex toy collaborators, Zumia and Lioness.

That is certainly something but it’s still not a lot. Until the average handsfree VR porn lover has more content options and the technology becomes more affordable, there is the r/applevisionnsfw subreddit, created by the man who initially heralded the arrival of Apple Vision Pro as “my last night suffering” but concluded it was an expensive “chastity belt.”

Aside from its reluctance to get sexy with its users, early reports indicate that the Apple Vision Pro still has some tweaks necessary to fully create the kind of all-absorbing VR experience it seems capable of producing. In the meantime, the 2006 Best R&B Video MTV Award winner will continue to “Check On It” as long as there are naked women to make comments about.