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Hands On Training: Hardcore Massage

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Vignettes, Massage

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Jordana Heat, Mark Wood, Bridgette B., Billy Glide, Alison Tyler, Will Powers, Bianca Breeze, Jessy Jones, Rose Black, John Strong

Length: 131:16 minutes

Date of Production: 2014

Extras: There were trailers, a pop shot compilation from the scenes, and a photogallery but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Hands On Training: Hardcore Massage was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was solid and geared to mimic that of a contemporary residential house, some shadows allowed as part of this natural approach. The flesh tones were accurate and there was no company watermark on the screen continuously as with many other companies, the editing decent enough to get a nod too. The aural components were offered up in monaural Dolby Digital, the vocals likely captured with the built in microphone before post production processing, some interesting romantic music included though not credited to anyone.

Body of Review: Mike Quasar has long been one of my favorite directors in porn, his work for Zero Tolerance now including a title called Hands On Training: Hardcore Massage, the movie coming out recently with a focus on massages that go the extra mile to make customers happy. The main draw here will likely be busty Alison Tyler, though Texan born Bianca Breeze looked hot as did curvy Bridgette B., a special nod to fleshy babe Alison Tyler certainly in order. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Jordana Heat, a lean brunette with a hot body, was up first massaging Mark Wood. He had the usual towel draped over him and she wore a white crop top and skimpy green booty shorts, the gal shaking her ass for the camera as she reached to get all over the guy on the massage table. She then climbed up to get on top of him, leaning in to kiss him and lift her top to let him taste her tits, his hands prying down her shorts for better access to her ass. She briefly blew him and he boned her shaven snatch, her modestly active vaginal riding and additional oral leading to him launching his load into her mouth.

Scene Two: Bridgette B., a popular busty blond with a big booty, was up next as she rubbed Billy Glide the right way, the lady wearing a black top and tight metallic shorts as she worked him over. She initiated the sex by sucking his finger and kissing him all over, rubbing her boobs on him before she removed her top and stuffed them in his face. His hands then worked her shorts down as her thong nestled deep inside her juicy ass, her mouth and breasts engulfing his turgid pecker before he bent her over to pork her silly. She was an active rider and her bald beaver pushed back to meet his thrusts, Billy plastering her face with his semen by the end of the action.

Scene Three: Alison Tyler, the wonderfully curvy babe featured on the front cover, was up next as she used her curvy body to help massage Will Powers. I like gals with a little meat on their bones and while she wasn’t what I’d call a “BBW” in the sense that she wasn’t “that” big, she was not some 90 pound teenager some of the fanboys fawn over (as if they had a chance to bone her by doing so). The massage table was laid out in the contemporary living room and her cleavage was always in evidence, her booty shorts barely holding her in as she climbed onto him to keep massaging. When he flipped over, she removed her top to show off her ginormous boobs, her mouth gingerly slobbing his knob and applying some hand to gland friction before the vaginally penetrative sex. She possessed a landing strip rather than going bald, her strong legs adding to the effect of her fleshy body working for me, though Will seemed to have some minor erection problems. She was a modestly active rider who gave additional head between the positions too, draining his dragon of sperm via his hand jerking himself off towards her face, Alison tasting the seed as the scene cut away.

Scene Four: Bianca Breeze, a leaner brunette from Texas, was up next in a light green short and black shorts as she massaged Jessy Jones, the gal kissing him and taking off her top to rub against him to his appreciation. They kissed and she blew him, the gal nuzzling his nuts and devoting herself to the oral before she bent over to let him drive her vaginally. She was a moaner though it did not seem realistic, her pronounced patch of pubic hair in striking contrast to the rest of the cast. She was also the most enthusiastic rider of the movie, impaling herself when on top of him to go balls deep until Jessy beat his meat to drop his round of sperm on her crotch.

Scene Five: Rose Black, a skinny brunette built for speed over comfort, was up last with John Strong, following the same routine the others had in regard to the tease being the massage. She kissed him and he started massaging her chest, Rose removing her top to grant him greater access of her all natural itty bitty titties. She then grinded her hips into his crotch while still wearing her black booty shorts, moving to sitting briefly on his face so he could taste her before she blew him using her hand to elevate the heat. There was more oral but the emphasis was on the vaginal plowing, Rose very active in cowgirl before the doggy pushed him over the edge to deposit his seed on her mug, her open mouth and tongue trying to capture more of it before the credits rolled.

Summary: Hands On Training: Hardcore Massage by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was an appealing set of five scenes earning this one a respectable Rent It or better if you are a fan of the cast. The tease was better suited for women than men and the formulaic approach left some of the scenes completely without chemistry or enough merit to stand apart, Alison Tyler looking amazing and Bianca Breeze going all out to service her customer though the others were not bad either. In short, Hands On Training: Hardcore Massage often reverted to generic porn which is strokable enough but lacks the replay value people expect from their spank bank material so give it a look and you’ll see what I mean.