Genres: Gonzo

Directors: ?

Cast:  Elena Koshka, Nicolette Shea, Cali Carter, Jade Nile, Brooke Haze, Alex Legend, Juan El Caballo Loco, Lucas Frost, Jack Vegas (Non-Sex)

Length: 2 hours 45 minutes

Date of Release: February 12, 2019

Extras: Photo Gallery, Web Info

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Good on both fronts, barring some ambient noise in the fourth scene.

Overview: This is five unrelated scenes featuring hot starlets and quality male talent. There is a bit of a setup to each scene but mostly it is straight sex.

Scene 1: Elena Koshka, Lucas Frost "All Hands on Dick"

The scene opens to our tall, slender starlet strolling into a sunlit room and opening a letter from Lucas who misses her. She misses his hard, throbbing cock and crawls onto the bed to fantasize about him. She lies on the bed, playing with herself and unbeknownst to her Lucas is back from his mission and stands there watching her. She jumps into his arms and places his military cap on her head, awaiting his orders. Her long body is displayed nicely as she stretches out to take him down her throat and then fold herself in half so he can enjoy her juices.

Her eyes sparkle as Frost takes her in missionary and then there's a position that rarely if ever happens in porn, where Lucas gets into a push-up position and shoves his cock down her throat. That one actually caught me off guard. Elena looks much more at home as she rides him in a reverse cowgirl, even squirting a bit and pausing to inhale his shaft. The two tumble through position after position, Elena cumming multiple times but I find myself kind of clock watching and hoping the camera will get a better angle of her magnetic eyes rather than a closeup of the action going on down below.
There are a couple of inventive positions in this scene and I'm normally a fan of both of these performers but something just felt "off" to me. I can't put my finger on it but I just never really got into this scene.

Scene 2: Cali Carter, Lucas Frost, Jack Vegas (NS) "Hot Tub N Tug"

Cali Carter has one of the hardest, most sculpted bodies in porn today and you can tell that no matter what she's wearing. In this case, it's a form-fitting blue dress that highlights her beautiful eyes as she jumps onto a hotel bed. Her boyfriend (Vegas) is a workaholic and gets sidelined by a text as she heads off to the hot tub and Frost is the bellhop who gets to tell her that her boyfriend won't be joining her. By the time Lucas tracks her down, she's naked on the hot tub, masturbating. She's pretty mad about her boyfriend and invites Lucas to join her.

After a comedic moment at the tub, the pair move inside to more comfortable places to bang, the sofa in this case. It's nice to watch Cali get the dick, her tight body being very easy on the eyes and hard to look away from - that is until her body quivers in an orgasm and she hops off to suck her juices while staring directly into the lens with her bright blue eyes which make you forget all about her hard body for a moment. Carter does do a bit of dirty talking for fans that like that but it is never overly loud or obnoxious like many scenes I watch where the girls are shrieking naughty words at the top of their lungs. It seems very natural that she is just a frustrated girlfriend working out her horniness with the hotel help who can't believe he's actually banging a girl that looks like she does. The only unbelievable part is that he doesn't lose his load immediately upon her unzipping his pants because I'd bet that has happened more than once in Cali's private life. Nope, I was wrong. It gets more unbelievable as the bellhop takes this beautiful hotel guest that he met 20 minutes ago and puts her into a piledriver position and then crams his balls into her shaven hole. It looks great on film but again, I found myself watching the clock which is so unlike me during a Cali scene...I'm really not sure what to think of this collection at this point.
 
Scene 3: Nicolette Shea, Juan El Caballo Loco "A Model Mother"

Nicolette is a buxom blonde bombshell that I had to look up because I am totally unfamiliar with her works, which seems to consist mostly of web scenes at this point although she does have over 100 of them racked up and earned herself a couple of noms for Best New Starlet this year. The camera work makes sure it's not only her chest we pay attention to but also her booty. The script also features that aspect in the scene as she disappears only to reappear in sexy red lingerie to take advantage of Juan for whatever reason...porn doesn't always have a reason. He doesn't seem to mind at all as she noisily slurps and jerks all over his "college cock".

He also doesn't seem to mind when she decides to ride his cock in a couple of different manners, her ass looking great in regular cowgirl as she bounces. He even plants a finger into her ass a bit as she rides. The duo proceeds to bang on the couch, making a huge wet spot in the middle of it. Once again, the positions get inventive as Shea has Juan held tightly in a standing upside down 69 before he jerks off to deposit his creamy load on her tongue.

Scene 4: Jade Nile, Alex Legend "Jade's Happy Place"

Jade is running around a park, frolicking. She ends up at a tire swing and lifts her shirt to display her grapefruit-sized globes. That's when Alex strolls into the frame and the duo wasted no time getting busy, Jade supporting herself on the swing as she mouths his manhood. The park must be very close to a thoroughfare and directly in a flight path because there's a ton of ambient noises, including plenty of wind noise on the mic.

The swing proves to be a useful sex prop and Jade comes up with some interesting positions that allow Alex plenty of easy access. The pair pause the penetration every so often to swing her around and allow her to do some more oral work before getting spun around again for some more slamming. As useful as the swing is, the duo finally decided to toss a towel on the grass and do some spooning which shows off her Nile's dark, hairy bush and her jiggling globes. Jade shows off her rodeo skills which is enough for Alex and he tosses her aside to splash on her face.

Scene 5: Brooke Haze, Alex Legend "Stuck in the Wall Booty Call"

In one of the weirder porn setups I've come across, Brooke is taking some French lessons from Alex when she hears a noise and gets up to see what it is and falls through the wall, getting stuck in it. She's trapped and getting uncomfortably hot so she has the teacher remove her pantyhose. Trying to lighten the mood, he places them on his head and she figures they might as well pass some time with a BJ. Walking to the other side of the wall he tends to her nether region.

Alex spends his time going back and forth around the wall, passing the time in one hole or another, Brooke seems to be enjoying the predicament she's fallen into. Alex gets an idea to roll her over and support her with a desk any time he goes around to the other side of the wall. At some point, she is able to slide back through the wall and the pair can finally enjoy some unrestricted sex which they do on one of those plastic school chairs. Alex ends up absolutely covering her face and head with his load.

Final Thoughts: I'm not sure how I feel about this disc. I like just about everyone in it, and they are definitely some of the more popular stars in the industry but it took me a long time to get through, as I just couldn't get invested in any of it. I don't know what it is but there was just no "spark" for me. There's really nothing wrong with it on a technical level but sometimes it just doesn't work for me and this is one of those times. I don't see any reason to own this disc but you may want to rent it and see if it works for you. Watch On Demand.