Genre: Feature, Supernatural, Lesbian

Cast: Kira Noir, Lizzie Love, Maya Farrell, Ana Foxxx, Pristine Edge, Victoria Sunshine

Director: Andre Madness

Release Date: Oct. 13, 2022

Length: 1 hr. 46 min.

Extras: Bonus Scene, 30 min. BTS, Trailers, Web Info, Photo Gallery, Phone Sex Info

Overview: What happens when you shoot a porn film in a house haunted by three horny ghosts? That question is answered in Final Girl, the new ghostly comedy from writer/director Andre Madness for Adam And Eve Productions. Adult stars Ana Foxxx and Maya Farrell, with producer Pristine Edge, shoot a porn rendition of a ghastly murder from 40 years earlier involving Kira Noir and newcomer Lizzie Love. Kira and Lizzie have been trapped in the house this whole time along with another fresh-faced newcomer, the wonderful Victoria Sunshine, and show the cast the joys of fucking in the afterlife.

Scene One: Kira Noir and Lizzie Love

It's 1984, and totally tubular valley girls Kira and Lizzie are exploring a house where an old woman had died. It's all fun and games for them when they get to the bedroom and start to make out when an announcement comes across Kira's boombox about an escaped crazed killer on the loose. Kira and Lizzie ignore it as they play with and suck on each other's tits. Kira then pulls Lizzie's shorts and panties off and starts playing with her soft, fat little pussy, licking and sucking her clit and bringing her to orgasm. She then starts finger-banging her, working Lizzie's pussy with her digits until she cums again. After another short make-out session, Lizzie pulls Kira's shorts off and goes down on her. She sucks and finger fucks Kira's pussy making Kira grind her hips on Lizzie's tongue as she cums. In the best shot of the scene, Lizzie gets on all fours and sticks her ass up to the camera giving us a full view of her pussy and asshole, to which Kira finger bangs her pussy once again until she cums. The scene ends with the girls getting dressed when they hear strange knocking sounds. Kira opens a door and lets out a blood-curdling scream. We then see Kira and Lizzie waking up off of the floor by resident ghost Victoria Sunshine who informs them that they are now ghosts and they are trapped in the house forever. Bogus.

Scene Two: Ana Foxxx and Maya Farrell

Fast forward to the present day. Kira and Lizzie's deaths are now the stuff of legends, and someone has made the decision that a porn reenactment of the murders would be a good idea. Ok. So performers Ana and Maya, Ana being the influencer who can't put her phone down between takes and Maya being the bratty Gen-Z'er, go in the house with producer Pristine Edge to shoot some test shots before the crew shows up. They start to rehearse the first scene when they begin hearing strange bumping sounds. Brushing it off they start making out, peeling off each other's clothes, and worshiping their bodies. Once they're naked Ana lies on the couch and Mays sits on her face. Ana sucks and licks Maya's pussy while Maya rides her tongue bringing her to orgasm. Ana then sits up and props one leg up on the couch arm ballerina style as Mays eats her pussy out from behind. Whenever Maya's hair isn't in the way we can see her sucking and tonging Ana's sweet cunt. She then starts fingering her, fucking her with her fingers, and making Ana cum on her hand.

Maya then lays back on the couch and Ana goes down on her pussy. Ana eats Maya's pussy until she cums and then starts licking her foot before fingering her to another orgasm. Ana then climbs up and starts riding Maya's pussy, tribbing their clits together and making Ana cum on Maya's pussy. They then switch with Maya climbing up onto Ana's pussy and rubbing their clits together making them cum on each other's pussies. Maya then finger-bangs Ana's sopping wet pussy one more time until Ana cums once more on Maya's hand. They then kiss again when they hear another loud noise, sending them scrambling out of the room.

Scene Three: Pristine Edge and Victoria Sunshine.

Producer Pristine starts setting up for the next shot when strange things start happening. Pictures fall off of the wall, doors open and close by themselves. This causes Pristine to faint. When she wakes up she can see the ghost of Kira and Lizzie standing over her. They tell her they're ghosts and only she can see them. The reactions Ana and Maya make as they watch Pristine talk to herself are priceless. When the ghosts disappear Pristine searches for them leading to the bedroom where she meets another ghost, the striking Victoria Sunshine who was a courtesan when the house was a brothel in the 1800's. Not only can Pristine talk to her but she can feel the touch of the perennially horny spirit. Pristine gives in to Victoria's seductions and the two wind up on the bed where they start stripping and Victoria showing her full bush. She starts eating Pristine's pussy which would have been nice to have seen if her leg wasn't in the way. They change the camera around to get a front view of the action of Victoria licking and fingering Pristine's pussy. Victoria finger-bangs Pristine while rubbing her clit bringing Pristine to orgasm. They then switch and Pristine goes down on Victoria, slurping and tonguing her hairy pussy. She then finger bangs her making Victoria grind her pussy on Pristine's fingers, Pristine fucking her with her fingers until she cums. They then go into a 69 with Pristine sitting on Victoria's face, bucking her hips as Victoria laps up Pristine's pussy, bringing Pristine to another orgasm.

Victoria then scrambles up between Pristine's legs and starts tribbing her before Pristine forces Victoria back and rides her pussy. They grind their clits together making Pristine cum before going back into a 69, this time with Victoria on top. Pristine eats Victoria's pussy while Victoria finger bangs her and then Victoria climbs up and humps Pristine's thigh. They then swap places one more time with Pristine humping Victoria's leg while her thigh rubs Victoria's pussy until they both cum together.

We then get a sequence where the original killer is also a ghost in the house and he kills Ana and Maya making them ghosts too. Got it?

Scene Four: Ana Foxxx, Kira Noir and Victoria Sunshine

Now that they're ghosts Maya and Ana ask the others what there is to do for fun. When Lizzie takes Maya outside to look at the rocks, Ana, Kira and Victoria have a better idea and the three all start making out. Soon the clothes are coming off and Kira is down between Ana's legs licking her pussy. She licks and laps up Ana's juicy pussy while Victoria sucks on her tits, and soon Kira is finger fucking Ana until she cums. Kira then goes down on Victoria, Victoria still latched onto Ana's nipple while Ana rubs Victoria's clit bringing her to orgasm with the aid of Kira's fingers. Then Kira is on her back with her legs in the air as Victoria eats her pussy while Ana eats her out from behind.

After Kira cums on Victoria's tongue and Victoria cums on Ana's hand they all sits side by side on the couch and masturbate each other, rubbing each other's pussies until each one is cumming on each other's hand. Ana then lays down on the couch and Victoria sits on her face while she plays with Kira's pussy from behind. Victoria furiously rubs and fingers Kira's orgasmic pussy as she cums on Ana's face before sticking her ass up to both of them and they masturbate her pussy with Kira finger banging her and Ana rubbing her clit which makes Victoria explode as she cums.

Extra Scene: “Love, Sex And Fashion” starring Kat Dior and Matty Meadows

Final Thoughts: First, can we talk about just how slamming Kira Noir's body is? Look at the photo of her from the Special Features menu. I know she had been posting selfies of herself at the gym on Twitter and IG. The hard work is definitely paying off. Wow!

OK, now let's talk about the movie which is...good. Not great, but good. It has a good cast. I'm especially impressed with the newcomers holding their own with the more seasoned cast members. This is only Lizzie Love's third title and first feature. I certainly hope to see more of her. But I was really impressed with Victoria Sunshine. With her very sleek and sultry demeanor, the striking English import gives a very sexy Gothic performance to her role which fits her character perfectly. I hope to see big things ahead for her in the industry. The film has a very witty if sophomoric script. But where it really hurts is in the camera work. The parts where the action is blocked are cringe-worthy. Hair gets in the way, legs get in the way. At times it almost seems like a softcore film. Andre Madness is a decent enough director. It's just at times he needs a better cinematographer. As for the rest of the DVD, I enjoyed the 30 min. behind-the-scenes feature. Watching the performers rehearsing and flubbing their lines makes for an enjoyable watch. Again, it's ok, if only for the good and very sexy performances, and it's probably best to Watch Online.