Girl Squirt Volume 3
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Release date:
January 29, 2019 -
Runtime:
1h 49m -
Cast:
Alexis Fawx|AJ Applegate|Luna Star|Skylar Snow|Tiffany Watson|Zoey Monroe|Lisey Sweet|Noemie Bilas
Genres: All Girl, All Sex, Sex Toys, Fetish, Squirting
Director: Mason
Cast: AJ Applegate, Alexis Fawx, Luna Star, Zoey Monroe, Skylar Snow, Lisey Sweet, Tiffany Watson, Noemi Bilas
Length: 1 hour 50 minutes
Date of Release: January 29, 2019
Extras: BTS 6:42 minutes, Slideshow
Condoms: N/A
Audio/Video Quality: Excellent on both fronts. Keep your volume control handy - it can get loud. Hi-def presentation.
Overview: Welcome to the world of watersports! Mason is back with another installment of the Lesbian X squirting franchise that features 8 starlets that squirt like there is no tomorrow. Buckle up and keep a towel handy this one is a wet and wild ride!
Scene 1: AJ Applegate & Luna Star
Our lovely ladies are hanging out by porndom's famous pink glass wall, Luna in a black bikini and AJ in an outfit that is so close in color to the wall that it almost camouflages her, if it wasn't for her sparkling eyes, bright smile and bodacious body. Mason chats them up from behind the camera but they are way more interested in experiencing each other for the first time than talking, their bodies already clinging to each other as they giggle excitedly.
Once on the couch, AJ gets busy showing off her world-famous booty while Luna teases her with a dildo, ripping open her mesh outfit to put her face in AJ's crotch which starts raining down on her almost immediately. Not to be outdone, Luna gets busy ramming herself with the dildo and gushing forth, drenching Miss Applegate in the process. It's game on now and it's like watching kids play with those big ass water guns, only these are beautiful ladies and their aim is true, pulling off incredible shots to the face and from one hole to another. It's an intense session and I don't even think Mason has noticed (or cared) that there are droplets covering her lens, adding an artistic blur effect at times as she moves in and out to capture all the action which seems to be non-stop, the ladies' voices and giggles echoing around the room. Luna peels off AJ's pink mesh bottoms and wrings them out all over her. What the fuck is that fishnet mesh made of? It was holding like a cup of liquid!
Just when you think it can't go on any longer, it does. The girls break out the Hitachi and shit gets serious. I had to stop for a cigarette break and we're not even 20 minutes in! The action becomes impossible to keep track of while trying to take notes, the girls seem to be having the times of their lives as they roll around, their bodies intertwining and the fluid flow seeming to have no end. A stellar way to open a disc devoted to squirting!
Scene 2: Lisey Sweet & Tiffany Watson
It's a Southern belle (Sweet) vs. A Midwestern bombshell (Watson) in this round. Now, I know going in this is going to be a fun battle, as I follow both of these ladies on the tweety and their feeds are always packed with fun! As Mason interviews the ladies in matching outfits I sit here thinking that I don't even care if this scene even happens because listening to these two banter about their first squirting experiences is great and I could listen to these two on a podcast for hours. Of course, others are here for the action (including our lovely ladies) and ultimately the banter turns into action. That's when I noticed both young ladies have talon-like fingernails as Lisey goes down on Tiffany who sends a stream so far and high that I'm pretty sure it missed Sweet completely and may have even shot over Mason's camera! No worries though, Lisey keeps licking and gets a direct blast into her kisser, followed by a fireworks eruption directly at the camera. Tiffany is fully invested now and grips Lisey's hair tightly as she cums again and again.
Sweet gets repaid with Watson's tongue on her ass and a dildo rammed in and out of it as she erupts like Old Faithful, the shower going in all directions. Our ladies are seemingly oblivious to the world around them as Lisey runs off-screen to grab the Hitachi which gets placed on Tiffany's kitty and Mason makes a deft backward run with the camera as Watson streams forth with a stream that has to have gone 12 feet if it went an inch! Sweet joins in on the fun and the girls squirt simultaneously, I'm not even bothering to track distances or directions anymore as the air is filled with screams of "holy fuck" "do it" "don't stop" and the girls get inventive with directions to each other about where to aim and when to shoot. The fountains in Vegas got nothing on these ladies! Lisey seems laser-focused on the mission, Tiffany taking more of a Jedi intuition approach with no need for a targeting computer. The force is with this one and her crotch homes in on Sweet's slit with pinpoint precision and the two grind together furiously, the screaming and moaning becoming a constant drone that is louder than the Hitachi.
By now, I've lost all track of time and space as I ponder whether Tiffany has dethroned the reigning "Squirt Queen" and Lisey will sit at her right-hand side. Holy crap. That was intense. I need to go get more cigarettes.
Scene 3: Alexis Fawx & Skylar Snow
Okay. Refreshments and smokes procured. Let's fire up scene 3! Now, I've only reviewed Skylar once before when she first entered the industry but I'm very familiar with Miss Fawx's body of work and squirting ability. Mason seems excited to be capturing Skylar's first squirting showcase and Alexis just wants to get it on! Okay, I've got my refreshing beverage at hand, let's do this, ladies!
Skylar's waterworks start quickly at the hands of Alexis, Mason jockeying for position that will capture the action but stay somewhat out of range. It's as if Mason has a 6th sense as to where to be and when to be there as Fawx gushes forth followed quickly by a face drenching from Skylar. When I say drenching, I'm dead serious. Alexis' hair looks like she just ran through a sprinkler set to full blast. Skylar's hair will quickly join her in that respect as Alexis does some inventive face sitting and flipping into a 69, grabbing a dildo and ramming it into her scene mate. There's a cacophony of screaming and somebody (Mason?) screaming "Oh that was so hot" as Skylar showers the area. Once again, it becomes impossible to track who is doing what or screaming what at any moment. The lens is covered in droplets and the room has become a cacophony of squeals and shrieks as the duo flip from one position into another, a skillful edit bringing us to a clean lens which lasts all of about 12 seconds before it gets blasted again by both ladies who are busy trading that dildo back and forth between them and swinging their wet hair away from their faces with skillful precision.
Again, I lose track of time and feel the need to install a seat belt on my desk chair as the ride just gets more intense. I really was not prepared for this disc to be so explosive.
Scene 4: Noemie Bilas & Zoey Monroe
Whew. I'm back to see if I can last through this next scene and still form a coherent thought. I know nothing about Noemi but I already know that Zoey is like a ticking time bomb without a clock face...you just never know when she is going to explode. I haven't installed any seat belts on this chair, so I'm just hoping for the best here. Uh oh, there's no lead-in interview, the girls just start softly playing with each other. Noemi starts things off like a curious chef trying out a new ingredient as she licks and probes Zoey's crotch which quickly explodes with her juices.
Mason's camera moves in on the action as Zoey starts on Noemi and quickly realizes that wasn't a great idea as the flood gates open in her direction. That is no deterrent to Zoey, who plants her face between Noemie's legs and the pair flip around, the waterworks in full effect now with no signs of letting up. I told you earlier that Zoey's a ticking time bomb and she proves it right here and now. Noemi steps up to the plate and takes her swing, knocking it out of the park and proving she can pitch as well as hit and catch. At this point, I'm running out of similes and metaphors as the action continues, all I know anymore is at this point you have to hope that all 8 of these girls happen to live next door to you if your house is on fire. Yet another fire-fueled scene to close out the disc.
Final Thoughts: Holy crap. I think I stopped and tweeted that to Lisey and Tiffany during one of my many breaks while watching this disc. It's not even two hours long but I've been watching it and trying to take coherent notes for like 5 and 1/2 hours now. Have you ever tried to take notes while 12 guys with baseball bats are swinging at you? It's not easy. Fans of squirting can not go wrong here! You have been forewarned though, do NOT try to watch this disc in a single session.
I can't even imagine what the performers felt like afterward or the crew that had to mop all of that up. Fucking, Bravo to all! Squirting isn't new in the world of porn films but this collection of scenes curated some of the best you'll come across. If you are into watersports, this is your E-ticket ride. I won't even begin to try to tell you who went harder or faster or more forcefully. You'll have to make your own opinions of that but I can tell you that all 8 ladies here performed admirably and Mason was at the top of her game positioning herself to catch the action without ruining what I suspect is an expensive camera rig, although it did get a bit wet here and there. Highly Recommended for squirt fans but I have to reiterate, do not try to make it through in one session. Take it in small doses.