Cast: Baby Bash and some loose chicks

Genre: Big Tits/Amateur/A Major Franchise that has faltered

Length of Feature: 90 mins

Condoms:
No

Date of Production: 10/2007

Special Features: Trailers

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

"Girls Gone Wild: Baby Bash"
isn't porn. It's a High-Def disc that sports a Baby Bash concert tour that features highlights of the tits that saw during their journey. There's no lesbian shit and nobody gets fucked. It's just a collection of semi-hot chicks and one hot bitch in a corset fucking around on a tour bus. Joe Francis would be ashamed of himself if he wasn't too busy being Joe Francis.

SCENE 1 OR 1.5-WHATEVER

The
first city that Baby Bash stopped in was kind of lame. You get to see fans freak on him and stop by his entourage during shows. Nothing much happens, but a GGW girl gets a fan to strip and show off her ass. There's a lot of ass shaking in this flick. Too much for me. I always said that you should be suspicious of a man that obsesses over a place where shit temporarily resides. But, I've never been that much of a back door man. 

SOME MORE SHIT HAPPENED

The
second scene begins with more concert and signing shit. More of this stuff happens, I'm just not going to talk about it. I came for the pussy and not some pseudo Mexican rap that comes across as a Menudo cover band trying to do Nas at a country club. Baby Bash and company pick up two hot chicks that decide to make out with each other.

One thinks she looks like Katie Holmes, while the other wants to be Jennifer Lopez. Still, they try to make out and they show off the goods. There's more ass-shaking and I'm left to wonder what the fuck I'm watching. This isn't sexy. This is the kind of shit I got to see during keggars. Hell, sometimes you get to see better. What the fuck, Girls Gone Wild? Why are my memories wilder than you?

THE FADE AWAY

There's two more girls that seem to be of an Afro/Hispanic mix. They're fun chicks that are used to making out and they seem to want to do more. But, the GGW crew holds them back and we're given the equivalent of Jerry Springer after the courts ordered them to break up the fights. It's a declawed erotic scene that goes nowhere. I wanted to see these two get down to eating pussy, but there was nothing. Just another abrupt ending.

CORSET CHICK'S EPIC TITS

This chick with the corset gets co-axed onto the tourbus. From that point on, she strips out of this thing and shows off this perfect melons. It's been awhile since I've such dynamic tits on a private citizen. Why couldn't this entire Blu-Ray be dedicated to lovely ladies like here? I don't feel like watching a shitty rapper's rap demo reel in High-Definition.

I'M DISAPPOINTED

There was more shit with Baby Bash and a couple of quick shots of chicks getting naked at the club. But, that doesn't matter. We all know what went down and that it turned out to be nothing. The 1080 upgrade made everything look good, but it didn't matter. Shooting inside of backstage areas, clubs and tour buses doesn't do a fuckload for a production like this.

The lack of substantial special features only kills the replay value. All we're left with is the fact that we now that Baby Bash is willing to cash a check from the Girls Gone Wild people. Never before have I felt so cheated by a Girls Gone Wild production. If this is the kind of work I can expect now from the franchise, consider this my last Girls Gone Wild movie. Still, it's better if you give the flick a rental to make up your own mind.

WORKING CLEAN-UP

"Girls Gone Wild: Baby Bash" is late-night television hokum designed to capitalize on the gangsta' love of drunken tits. Sure, you get to see some nice shit on this release. It's just that it's Pay-per-View level and nothing else. I wanted to see some chicks bump boxes. All I got were some thugs trying to rap and sign autographs. When the tits are the bumper material, there's something wrong.