DVD BREAKDOWN:

The adorable front cover with Gia Page elegantly staring down at Lena Paul and Jade Baker kissing immediately follows the floral-infused vibe of marital-themed girl-girl porn. If the brand’s name wasn’t already a dead giveaway of the type of adult film “Holy-Matri-Moly!” is the fun front box design has you covered. The cooling explosion of the color pink houses the film’s quirky title and logo underneath the appreciated trio of women sharing the front box. Girlsway is the studio that brought us this cast for this Adult Time feature series. Every name of the cast is collected beneath the cool design cover with everyone from the actual performing cast to the three directors that worked on the scenes for Holy-Matri-Moly! The indication that this is an Adult Time release is coolly indicated underneath all of this at the bottom of the front DVD box. The back of the box has a chunk of descriptive text summarizing the gist of the scenes found in the marriage-themed lesbian porn movie. The organization follows through with the bottom half of the backbox. This is where the length of the film is revealed along with the standard extras adult DVDs usually carry. Under each line of screenshots per scene, the title of the episode is listed along with the onscreen talent. The Girlsway logo is snugly fit on the bottom corner of the backbox next to the legalese.

OPENING STATEMENT:

These collected works of Adult Time’s girl-girl vignettes are the perfect platter for the loyal fans of the brand. Adult Time members do indeed get these three episodes of “Holy-Matri-Moly!” as part of the Girlsway package of paying to subscribe to Adult Time but a DVD can be perfect for bringing porn on the go. Physical media has its place among those that like to secure ownership of their smut instead of relying on the internet to stream or download. The well-placed approach of making DVDs when you care as a company shows through with a DVD box design like this particular Girlsway release. It helps show seriousness in the content provided rather than come off as a tacked-on product. These Adult Time releases on physical formats always exude a demeanor of a company that cares about its product being on DVDs. As it has a firm grasp on the title of one of the “bigger brands” in the adult entertainment space that releases physical media.

AUDIO/VIDEO:

There is no indication on the actual box if the film was shot in 4K or not. Not even an emblem advertising if the film is even in HD like you see on other DVD boxes. But if you go to the Adult Time website you’ll see the differing video formats for the separate episodes released for “Holi-Matri-Moly!” that you can either download or stream. So you’re definitely getting high-quality visuals but the box doesn’t really tell you this. A sleazy saxophone-laden riff loops in the background as you hit the main menu for this disc. It follows you as you browse the rest of the menus like the slideshow screen where each of the three separate scenes has its own selection. The “extras” menu is just a screen with trailers from other releases. Go to the chapters menu to hear the same riff looping with animated thumbs representing each of the three episodes in this Girlsway grouping that you can watch.

Cast: Adriana Chechik, Lena Paul, Abigail Mac, Silvia Sage, Gia Paige, Serene Siren, Jade Baker
Studio: Girlsway
Directed By: April O'Neil, Kristen Scott, Billy Visual
Condoms: No
Photo Gallery: Yes
Approx. Run Time: 2 hours and 7 mins.

LENA PAUL, JADE BAKER, GIA PAIGE:

Once you select “Play Movie” from the main menu a “Girlsway” logo splash hits the screen as the intro immediately starts up. Each of the scenes sails by with a series of clips teasing what the full film has to offer. Afterward, the film’s logo fades into view before the first chapter starts. The longest of the three episodes is the first one after the introductory montage. Not only is it the longest it is the scene with the most female talent, totaling three in this Girlsway tryst cleverly called "Wedding Plan-demonium”. Lena Paul and Jade Baker are playing a couple about to get married as the roles for this episode of Holy-Matri-Moly! When they let Gia Paige in they are relieved at the sight of her. She is playing a wedding planner hired to help  Jade and Lena. They sit with Gia to tell her about the seating chart for all the wedding guests they have planned and are in dire need of this Wedding Planner’s input on how to handle it.

Lena Paul leaves Jade Baker with Gia at the table they were sitting to address something in the other room. Once Gia is alone with Jade she deliberately drops her pen underneath the table while calling herself clumsy. While down on all fours practically underneath the table to retrieve it she makes her first moves on a shocked Jade Baker. She starts playing with Jade’s pussy right through her panties under the table. Lena walks back into the room and casually asks about a family member attending the wedding not even realizing Gia is under the table yet. Jade just plays it off as Gia is practically hidden from Lena’s view. Lena then leaves to return something to the other room before she sits back down to join Gia and Jade, not even realizing what just happened. It is Jade’s turn to leave the room and she does so to grab a vase after the discussion between the three goes to the floral planning. Once Gia has Lena all to herself she starts to make her moves on her.

Gia Paige starts sliding her hands down Lena’s panties as she is shocked and reminds Gia that her wife is in the other room. This doesn’t stop Gia Paige from playing with Lena Paul’s pussy through her panties and skirt. Gia then deviously recommends that they take measurements for the wedding dresses next. This is just an excuse to feel up Jade Baker as she is facing the mirror. Jade is being stripped down as she observes the reflection of Gia taking her clothes off. Before you know it Jade Baker is only in pink panties and nothing else as Gia is “taking notes”. They start kissing each other shortly after that. Gia leaves her to check on Lena in the other room to start her measurements next. She convinces Lena Paul to strip down while she faces a mirror. Gia isn’t shy about feeling up and caressing her while Lena is taking her clothes off. Gia is now pulling down Lean Paul’s panties to have her be completely naked. Gia is on her knees as she is massaging Lena’s naked boobs. Lena is starting to catch on that this is more than just a “measurement”. Lena urges Gia to check on Jade Baker in the other room out of worry. Gia agrees to do so but after an innocent peck on Lena’s lips does she leave to check on Jade.

Jade is now completely naked and being eaten out by Gia Paige setting the entanglement in full swing now. She leaves Jade again to check on a naked Lena waiting in the other room in this vaginal volley she is a part of. Gia joins her again just to caress and kiss Lena almost immediately after entering the room. She lowers herself so that she is eye-level with her pussy to stuff it in her mouth. Lena is breathing heavily as she unleashes moans of approval. She shows a little concern that Jade in the other room might hear them. Gia tells Lena Paul to get dressed and meet her in the kitchen before she leaves again. When she has them both at the dining table again her hands are between both of their legs as they can barely focus on the topic at hand, their own wedding. Gia isn’t about discussing vows she’d rather have fun with her clients that are about to admit that they just “cheated” on each other. In a brilliant display of “porn-logic” Gia Paige’s character convinces them that having a threesome with her will cancel out the infidelity that just occurred. They all agree that a threesome will be in order to alleviate the stress. The dining table now becomes the arena for this explosion of Sapphic lust.

Clothes are ripped off and moans fill the room as the three women start working on each other. Lena and Jade are all over each other as Gia starts to strip herself to join them. Jade lays it out on the table so that she can have her body played with. Lena goes down on her with Gia moving to Jade’s face to kiss it. Gia switches places with Jade on the table to arch her awesome butt over Jade’s face. Jade has Gia sitting on her face while Lena joins her on top of the table. Now all three of them are connected in this tabletop lesbian chain of love. Lena Paul starts scissoring Jade while she is still eating out Gia Paige’s pussy. Both Gia and Lena take turns sucking on Jade’s boobs while she is still laid out on the table. Gia gets her turn to get eaten out by the lovely couple on their own dining table. It is Jade’s turn to sit on Gia’s face while she gets oral from Lena Paul. Both Jade and Gia are teaming up on Lena now as she compliments Gia’s handy work while her pussy is rapidly played with. When Lena is laid back again on the table she has Jade’s twat in her face while Gia starts to scissor her. There is a moment where the lucky Jade Baker has both Lena and Gia munching on her puss at the same time as she is spread out on the table as their treat. Things start to wind down as the three satisfied women laugh and smile about what just transpired. Gia even offers them to meet a special travel agent friend of hers if the happy couple is still feeling adventurous.

SERENE SIREN, SILVIA SAGE:

This scene starts with Serene and Silvia clinking their wine glasses. They are playing two lovers with a daughter that is getting married. They are both in a jubilant mood before they start bickering on who will walk with the daughter down the aisle. It seems to be a slight disagreement between the two wine glass brandishing babes. They go back and forth in regards to who really deserves to accompany the daughter-bride on the very important walk. They start getting physical as Silvia starts tearing at Serene Siren’s dress as she mocks it. Serene retaliates by throwing wine on Silvia Sage. They start tearing each other’s clothing off during the altercation. Serene even accidentally breaks the wine glass as she discards it on the dresser they are battling in front of. Epic music accompanies the struggle between these two angry mothers. As they fight more articles of clothing are ripped away.

They use globs of lotion as ammunition before laughing starts to replace the angry yelling. Serene then suddenly has Silvia’s breast in her mouth. They are turned on by the bravado of the battle it seems. With only panties being worn they are now locked in a passionate grapple. Serene is rapidly playing with Silvia’s pussy underneath her panties as the heavy moaning now has completely replaced the yelling and arguing. Serene makes sure to suck on Silvia’s breast some more as she finger bangs her through her panties. In a fell swoop, Silvia’s panties are slid off and both of them fall back on the bed. They’re rolling around on the bed as they switch roles of domination on each other. When Silvia is on top of Serene any article of clothing left is now being stripped off.

Some sudden foot stuff occurs as Serene rubs Silvia’s feet on her breasts when she flips back on top. Silvia’s legs are spread open as she lays back on the bed to let Serene eat her out. Serene challenges Silvia to display her pussy eating skills in order to earn the right to walk down that aisle. While she is down there working she starts to finger a smiling Serene before she goes back to licking and sucking on her pussy. Silvia has now spun around so that Serene can get the turn of more pussy in her mouth. Serene is sucking on Silvia Sage’s foot again as she is continually fingering her.

Soon after Serene’s display of fingering and sucking they move to explosively scissoring each other. Next, Serene throws her arch back at Silvia so that she can start fingering her again. Her legs then go up to let Silvia Sage dive into her pussy with her mouth. Silvia then sits on Serene Siren’s face and starts to ride it. While this is happening Serene is fingering herself. This merging becomes a “69” session with Silvia still on top. Silvia starts to suck on Serene’s toes while she is up there. Serene adjusts her lover’s arch to face her as she arches herself over her. This is so that she can rim her ass and play with her pussy further. Silvia is urged to reach her head back to lick pussy as Serene stands over her. As they are both voraciously fingering each other you’ll see Serene go to subspace with how intense her orgasms look. After the display of the orgasmic finger blasting both of them fall back on the bed exhausted with satisfaction. They are almost out of the woods until they are busted by their daughter scolding them that are things to be done in regards to her wedding. The daughter is played by Kristen Scott!

ABIGAIL MAC, ADRIANA CHECHIK:

The scene starts with, Adriana Chechik, a nervous bride panicking about a missing groom. Abigail Mac is a bride’s maid that is comforting her until a phone call brings some bad news. It seems the groom is stuck in a travel delay and won’t make it. Adriana panics further after hearing the news and sits down on the bed in defeat. Abigail sits next to her to comfort her with a revealing proposition. Abigail sees this tardy fiance as an opportunity to reveal her love to Adriana. Saying that the missing groom is a sign to show this love. They come to the conclusion that Abigail can help with what her fiance lacked, making her squirt.

They start to lightly kiss each other as Abigail sets the condition that if she makes Adriana squirt that she won’t marry her “man”. Adriana takes up the offer even saying that she thinks Abigail won’t be able to do it. Soft kissing becomes soft caressing as the two women sitting on the bed slowly meld into each other. Abigail lifts Adriana’s wedding dress up to slowly play with her pussy. Abigail starts to lick Adriana’s vagina with closeup angles showing her mouth meeting it. After some pussy stimulation a sudden bout of squirting occurs. At first Adriana freaks out about her dress being possibly ruined but Abigail convinces her it is fine, she then slips the entire thing off leaving a naked Adriana on the bed.

Once Adriana is completely nude Abigail joins her by taking off her dress which allows Adriana to suck on her breasts. Adriana moves in for the kill by sucking on Abigail’s toes and moving down to her leg to her pussy. She lights up Abigail as she fingers and licks her twat while she is down there. Adriana is then laid back with her butt lifted into Abigail’s face so that she can rim her for a few licks. An advanced form of scissoring happens as Abigail drops her pussy on top of Adriana’s as she is still in the position where her head is on the bed and her butt facing the ceiling. Adriana admits she has an orgasm here as Abigail is bouncing away on her. She then slides right on top of Adriana’s face to get eaten out in one smooth move. Adriana wraps her legs around Abigail Mac causing them to tangle into each other for this lesbian love affair. At one point you’ll see Abigail cause Adriana to squirt with her own feet! This starts to simmer the scene down as both lovers roll around on the bed victorious in this vaginal stimulation session. They conclude that they are the ones that should be getting married as they giggle and pant.

FINAL THOUGHTS:

I’d never turn a fan of girl-girl content away from Girlsway, they just put out great stuff. But Holy-Matri-Moly! is like if you were to try to rent or buy a DVD from NetFlix in 2021. It is better to watch any of these episodes or any Girlsway scene for that matter on the Adult Time network, On-Demand, instead of a DVD. Adult Time is essentially a “NetFlix” of porn. This service allows viewers of this material to add on to the already three great chapters found in this collection just by paying a lower price than a DVD (and cheaper than shipping depending on where you order it online). I feel three scenes on a DVD isn’t enough to warrant a purchase. You can get a little more bang for your buck if you succumb to the high-tech world of digital streaming and download. I know for sure I’m happy I saw this as a DVD release but realistically most girl-girl fans are serious enough where more of this great content in one place is the selling point to them.