Genres: All sex, Taboo, MILF, 18+ Teens, Vignettes

Directors: Craven Moorehead, Stills By Alan
Writer: Bree Mills

Cast: India Summer, Abby Cross, Alice March, Alison Rey, Tiffany Watson, Tommy Gunn, Michael Vegas, Brad Knight, Markus Dupree

Length: 2 Hours 25 Minutes

Date of Release: August 26, 2016

Extras: 10:22 minute BTS, Slideshows for each scene, Two Menu-Selectable Trailers

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Presented in anamorphic widescreen. Good capture, good presentation. No complaints here.

Overview: Four unrelated scenes go down, and only one remotely involves a Hitchhiker as the name implies. Fear not, the sex is hot and the storylines aren't complicated. Each vignette cuts to the chase pretty much right away. The film is by two directors for Pretty Dirty, and it is pretty dirty, and it is filled with fun-filled scenes.

Scene 1: Tiffany Watson, Alice March, Brad Knight

Brad is Tiffany's perverted neighbor who enjoys peeking on her. Today's peek reveals Tiffany trying on clothes with Alice as she prepares for a date, Brad takes a chance to sneak in for a closer look at the girls and gets caught jerking his long cock as he watches Tiffany try on outfits and practice kissing with Alice. Can't blame the guy, the lesbian action between the two is pretty hot, even if it's tame.

I don't remember Tiffany as being this tall, but she's way taller than Alice is. She also has a slamming body that is well shot during the outfit swaps.

The girls are horny and invite him into the room. They lie him on the bed and the tarts start sucking his dick in tandem. Tiffany talks dirty to the pervert as the two suck and jerk his dick. They strip down to their panties and show off their asses as they tell him he's lucky they're sucking him and not calling the cops. Tiffany's suck job is sloppier than Alice's and his cock is long enough that both of them can get a hand in on the action to jerk it.

Alice sits on Brad's cock and Tiffany sits on his face to get some relief for themselves. Alice has a great little ass and she pumps it well while her tanned friend fucks his face with her snatch. The two swap places and it's hard to believe Brad hasn't blasted his load while fucking these two hot little numbers. Tiffany maintains control of the trio as she directs the action to get what she needs from whoever's servicing her at the time, or to make sure Brad's pounding her bff properly. The girls bring him to a climax as they both suck him off. There's plenty of action in every aspect of this it's a hot scene to watch!

Scene 2: Alison Rey, Michael Vegas

Alison's masturbating to porn on her laptop when her bff interrupts with a phone call. Alison's horny as hell and wants her friend and her boyfriend to come over and fuck her right now. Seems conditions aren't right for that just now, and she gets mad and hangs up. Luckily there's a knock on her door. She grabs a cute outfit and answers the door.

Michael's a missionary spreading the word. All she wants to spread is her legs, but she seizes the moment. She plays along with his spiel and encourages him to come in so they can praise together. She bewitches him with her banter and she entices the guy to marry her and consummate the whole thing right now. He's a virgin, and she says she is too...and he falls right into the web of deceit. Both performers do a great job in this scene with their acting bits. The whole thing plays out hilariously well.

Once the pair is "married", she gets right down to the business of sucking his schlong like a sex-crazed maniac. He admits to her that he watched a porno once, and she tells him God forgives him and goes back to fucking him with her throat. Luckily, he saw that porno because they get crazy with the sex. She looks great as "the innocent girl" getting drilled for the first time as he looks like a crazy missionary in missionary. The two fuck like rabbits while spouting "the Word" to each other amidst the dirty things coming out of her mouth. They experiment with all the popular positions he saw in that porno, the cute brunette just fucking him silly before admitting she's an atheist and once he blows on her butt cheeks she kicks him out.

The whole scene plays out as if Kevin Smith has taken a job writing porn scenes. It's filmed well, catching the two acting natural while just slamming their bodies together. If you like some comedy in your porn, this is a Don't Miss Scene.

Scene 3: Abby Cross, Tommy Gunn

Abby's a curvaceous blonde that's hot for her stepdad and Mom's out of town. She's writing in her diary about ways to seduce him. She gets that chance when she finds him sleepwalking and puts him back to bed, his cock making a tent in his pants.

Abby's wearing her mom's lingerie and looking hot and takes the opportunity to hop into bed with her Daddy and do some masturbating. Her moans and dirty talk jerk him awake and he replaces her hand with his own, pretending to still be asleep. Once she realizes he's awake she wastes no time going down on his dick and putting her pussy to his mouth.

She climbs on his cock and shows off her exquisite ass to the camera as she rides his rod. Obviously Daddy has been dreaming of this moment as long as she has as he pumps his stepdaughter in a ton of positions as she shows off her slut skills. She talks dirty as he slams into her from behind as she begs for him to cum all over her pretty face, and he's happy to oblige.

(Side note - the house is decorated with skeletons you'd find at a Day of the Dead festival. What's that all about?)

Scene 4: India Summer, Markus Dupree

Markus' rental car is broken down and India pulls up in a sports car and offers him a ride. She has to stop by her house to pick up some papers and then she can drop him off, she says. Instead of that, she clocks him over the head and ties him up to be her sex slave in a room outfitted only with a single large chair. Markus thinks she's an insane bitch, and she doesn't care; she just needs him to fuck her. His will to escape and kill her is broken once his cock is in her mouth.

The scene starts out in a FemDom mode, but Markus turns the tables and starts using her as his fuck toy rather than the action she might have had planned. Rough sex is not new to India, and Markus uses that to his advantage as he pulls her hair and lips and slaps her ass leaving marks. The black-haired MILF's body is milky white and Markus just uses her like a living fuck doll.

Even though India has become the submissive rather than the dominant in the scene, she continues to spout dirty words of encouragement as Markus has his way with her. The award-winning MILF continues to play her role as the one in charge of her new sex slave, as she services her newfound master. It's an interesting take on the traditional D/S roles. Markus just bangs this woman into oblivion. Fans of India will love to watch her get reamed in this scene. It's not her hardest-core scene, and it's defintely not her lesbian stuff, but it's an unrelenting hardcore fuck session. Markus delivers a massive load to her mouth and face.

Cover vs. Content: The cover isn't very enticing at all, although it lets you know India is in the flick. Content kicks covers ass in this case.

Final Thoughts: Hmmm...hard to pick a favorite scene in this flick. Every scene has great points going for it. The females are hot, the dudes are on point, the camera work I didn't even notice what it was doing because I was so involved in each scene. Alison and Michael stood out for their freaking hilarious interactions in that scene; I literally LOL'ed. I've watched this flick twice now, and I really don't have anything negative to say about it. Recommended for every collection. Great job, everyone!