Genres: Episodic Series, BDSM, Femdom, Pegging, Comedy

Writers: Joanna Angel and Shawn Alff
Director: Joanna Angel

Cast: Joanna Angel, Adira Allure, Jessie Lee, Brooklyn Gray, Gia Derza, Dante Colle, Ruckusm Shawn Alff (Non-Sex)

Length: Notated with each episode

Date of Release: February-March 2021

Extras: Photo Gallery for each episode

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Excellent considering the artistic lighting in the Dungeon EMPORIUM. No qualms on either front. I watched this at 720p resolution but it's available in multiple resolutions up to and including 4k.

Overview: This has been on my to-watch list for quite a while now and I'm sorry it took me so long to get to it! The concept is simple. As the title suggests, Joanna Angel runs a Dungeon Furniture EMPORIUM because of course she does. Her trusty slave, Shawn, looks after the business side of things along with the day-to-day tasks as well as he can. Will their efforts make the EMPORIUM a huge success? Strap in. Buckle up. Oh, and you might want to make some meatballs.

Episode 1: Joanna Angel, Adira Allure with Dante Colle 42:34 Minutes

The scene opens with Dante inspecting a bench and Joanna emphasizing that she isn't running a furniture store but an EMPORIUM (complete with a flashing visual and a thunderclap). It's a brief opening but we can already see this is going to be a normal, hilarious Burning Angel title.

When Adira enters, looking for a desk, Joanna upsells her on the idea of buying the unusual desk by throwing in an entirely new outfit and a demo on how to use the items properly. Adira is soon alluringly propped up on "the desk" with Angel's hand around her throat and another between her legs. Adira is starting to understand the multi-functionality of this piece of furniture and the EMPORIUM's surrounding furnishings. Adira ends up getting her new outfit opened for access to her nethers and Joanna gets naked. Soon, the ladies are sharing some dildo time with plenty of licking and slurping under the atmospheric blue and red lighting.

Adira is starting to broaden her vision of a college work environment and quickly masters the art of flogging her salesperson and "tipping" her in a special way for all her good advice. Does Adira end up buying the desk? Watch and find out.

Episode 2: Jessie Lee, Ruckus 28:39 Minutes

Jessie Lee and Ruckus need some furniture as the living room set they bought a few months ago is already falling apart. Ruckus thinks everything in the EMPORIUM is going to be way too expensive and they don't even have meatballs there. Well, our wonderful saleswoman, Joanna, tells him where she can get some meatballs and puts him in his place. That place is on a kneeling bench and his girlfriend is shown an array of training equipment so she can set him straight.

Jessie tries out a flog, then another. The second one on his now bare bottom, strikes growing harder as she goes. Paddle time for his butt and balls. Stripping down to reveal all her ink, she sits on his face and then slips on a strap on so she can peg his now naked form. It's a sea of ink as the two intertwine, Ruckus is finally allowed to release his jizz and have it sucked up by his girl and have it drooled back into his mouth. Joanna comes back in as they finish his training session and the transaction is completed in true EMPORIUM fashion.

Episode 3: Brooklyn Gray, Gia Derza 36:07 minutes

Brooklyn and Gia are in need of a washing machine. Luckily, at the EMPORIUM, they have an energy-efficient model that not only washes clothes but dries them along with some other features. Brooklyn isn't convinced and kind of wants to hit up the meatball place but Joanna will have none of that and Gia is already undressed and ready for a demo of the machine that can also wash your soul. Joanna quickly shows her how the flog cycle works and Brooklyn tries her hand at it.

As Gray gets into the groove, with Gia giggling constantly, Joanna leaves so they can test all of its functions for a bit. Soon, Brooklyn tries out the power drool mode with the lick and suck mode activated. If you are going to test out a multifunction machine like this, you have to try out the lifting V mode too. Am I right? But wait! There's more! There's a folding station nearby, so that has to be tested too. As it turns out, Gia can also operate the attachments. Oh. There's an optional soft place to spend some time while your soul is being cleansed.

I really loved Gia's performance here. I'm not sure if they were nervous giggles or if that was part of her character. That's when you know you've hit the mark. Brooklyn also played the skeptic well and they both look great while trying out the ultra-modern combo set.

Episode 4: Joanna Angel, Dante Colle with Shawn Alff 34:13 minutes

Dante is back at the EMPORIUM and is ready to introduce himself. He even brought some meatballs but "this is not a lunch counter...this is a fucking EMPORIUM"! He's appreciative of her specialty furnishings but just doesn't see the need for most of the furniture. Angel is definitely up to show him what it's all about. A quick demo of one of the items makes him a captive audience as she undresses and then lets him try out one of the accessories. Dante quickly starts to grasp the concept of her specialty store as she leans over a bench, fully disrobed.

Oh, look! There's bondage tape. That should quiet this saleslady down a bit while he explores the wonders of the EMPORIUM. There's one drawback to that plan: it prevents his dick from checking her vocal cords. Now that he's starting to realize the importance of quality specialty furniture he's soon putting it and Joanna through the paces. He seems pretty satisfied with everything there and Joanna's commitment to customer satisfaction. It's a win-win.

Final Thoughts: Mark my words. This will be in the running for awards at many if not all the award shows this year. It's funny. Shawn Alff pretty much steals the show here even if he doesn't do much due to circumstances beyond his control. As usual, the camerawork by Quasar catches all the action, even in the weirdly lit dungeon EMPORIUM. It's four scenes that cover a lot of kinks and will appeal to a wide variety of viewers and you should be one of them! It's not out on DVD yet but you can watch it at Adult Time as well as Burning Angel sites and I Highly Recommend you do that!

Kudos to everyone involved here. Seriously.