Genres: Star Showcase, 18+ Teens, Big Cocks
 
Director: Jules Jordan

 
Cast: Lana Rhoades, Marley Brinx, Stephanie West, Markus Dupree, Steve Holmes, Jules Jordan, Dredd
 
 
Length: 3 hours 34 minutes
 
Date of Release: September 27, 2018
 
Extras: Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Menu-Selectable Trailers, Websites, BTS 5:37 minutes
 
Condoms: None
 
Audio/Video Quality: Excellent Hi-Def capture and an Anamorphic widescreen presentation. The audio seems to come from a camera-mounted mic which is super directional and it's kind of unnerving at first when you hear the director talking off-screen but you'll just think of it as normal after a bit.  
 
Overview: Jules Jordan points his camera at the lovely Lana Rhoades. She gets railed and nailed by some of the biggest and best stars in the biz and even gets to play with an anal virgin along the way. It's well over 3 hours of fun, with about a bazillion chapter stops so you can jump to your favorite part easily. I love that about JJ Videos. It's five scenes of Lana hotness that should find a place on every fan's shelf. Is it the BEST star showcase ever? No. But its really fucking good. Kudos to everyone.  
 
Scene 1. Lana Rhoades, Markus Dupree, Steve Holmes
 
Lana is teasing by the pool in traditional Jules Jordan fashion complete with quick zooms and crossfades. She's wearing a floral print one-piece bathing suit, her breasts hanging out of it and almost none of her ass covered in cloth. Her thigh-high boots are shiny and form-fitting. You might notice these kinds of things when she closes her eyes. That's the only time I did because her eyes are like magnets and very hard to look away from.

 
She's doing some soft dirty talking, her boots squeaking against the cabana-style bed, as the guys saunter up. Before you know it she has a cock in her mouth and one inside of her until an off-camera voice wants to see them both in her mouth. Markus manages to finger her to a squirt and Steve "the old man" sucks up the nectar. Upstairs in the bedroom, the guys use her holes at will, Dupree taking the first turn in her derriere. Steve takes his turn and then the trio moves into a cowgirl DP that has her screaming for more. Her ass cheek gets redder by the moment as there are usually two or three hands gripping it tightly. Her dirty talk grows more frequent as the guys lift her skyward for some aerial acrobatics but ends when the guys lower her to the floor for a dual throat fucking that has her chin covered in foamy spit that drips down as they lift her again into a standing dual slam that has her in a screaming orgasm.

 
The double penetration seems non-stop, although there are breaks for one or both guys as Jules requests shots of an open hole here and there, Lana happily winking her gaping butthole on command until the guys fill it with jizz.
 
Scene 2. Lana Rhoades, Marley Brinx, Jules Jordan

 
Marley and Lana are sensually kissing each other's bodies in a beautiful bathroom, Brinx in red and Rhoades in black, both outfits crafted out of straps. It caught me a bit off guard because usually when I watch Marley, she's surrounded by a bunch of guys that are about to just hammer her until she's a mess of sweat and mascara, or maybe it just seems that way. The tease continues in the hallway as Lana leads a now-blindfolded Brinx there for some more body exploration which continues on the balcony.

 
Being led into the bedroom on her knees, Marley seems to have no trouble unbuckling Jules' pants and taking him into her mouth, even sightless. Rhoades helps her out with the oral task, Marley's blindfold getting removed so we get two pairs of attractive eyes to stare at while it happens. Jordan helps out with the oral pleasuring of both ladies, getting his sac licked by Marley as he bangs Rhoades. Jules enjoys a front row seat during a 696 position with one girl riding his face while the other rides his rod. Stacked together like a club sandwich, the girls get banged and licked and then take turns deep throating our director. As one would expect, the dual throating leads to our lovely ladies getting their faces covered.  
 
Scene 3. Lana Rhoades, Dredd

 
As our balcony tease goes down Lana and Jules discuss the size of Dredd's cock vs Mandingo's, Jules opting not to answer the question but deferring to Lana's opinion after she sees how much of it can fit in her ass. Jules' camera is concentrated on her ass, Lana's eyes staring into his lens as they chat and then it seems to dawn on Jules to pull back focus to showcase her legs that are accentuated by the stiletto Loubie's she's sporting on her feet. The screen morphs as she changes locations and stares into the camera addressing the viewer and promising to be your fuck doll and get you off. She crawls along a granite countertop to inspect Dredd's hard dick while talking dirty.

 
The pair starts off with a quick kiss as she strokes his snake and she takes it into her mouth mentioning that she feels like it might break her jaw as she banters with Jules while staring into the lens. Now, if anyone is unfamiliar with Dredd but understand how horses are measured for some reason, you'll understand Lana's task ahead when I tell you his cock stands 3 hands high. She's ready for the challenge though and even plugs her nose while shoving it down her throat. What a trooper. Even though she never gets it in her love hole balls deep she's ready to try it in the back door, spewing dirty words the whole time. Her hairstyle goes down the drain about the time she's riding in reverse and cumming, Dredd's eyes roll into his head as she hops off and sucks him clean. She's all smiles as they move from place to place, including a barstool where Dredd continues his anal drilling and a couch where she gets it in the rear while folded in half. In the end, she talks about the experience with Jules as cum drips off her face.  
 
Scene 4. Lana Rhoades, Stephanie West, Jules Jordan
 
This scene is a bit different than the others in the fact that the trademark tease is replaced by more of an interview among the three, our ladies sporting matching outfits right down to the buttplugs. Now, I had to pause this and do some research because I was unfamiliar with Stephanie West, who turns out to be a mid-twenties girl from Chicago that has a  couple of dozen credits to her name. Whatever...it really doesn't matter when the pretty ladies start utilizing some whipped cream and strawberries, Stephanie's beautiful dark eyes contrasting wonderfully with Lana's as they lick whipped cream off of each other's hard nipples. The ladies show off their booty skills by pushing their plugs out, Lana stuffing a berry into Stephanie's butt and then sharing a taste of it with Jules. The anal play continues with more berries and a dildo on a stick.

 
Enter Jules, naked and hard, to join in on the whipped cream fun, his rod getting covered and sucked clean before propping the girls up on some barstools that would look right at home in Mick Jagger's house. What the fuck does that mean? You'll understand when you see them. Stephanie seems to be a natural at addressing the camera and her scene-mates as she sucks and fucks her way through the scene, smiling as she takes Jordan's cock in her ass as he takes her anal virginity. She cheers on Lana as Rhoades takes a rectal rodeo ride on Jules' rod and keeps her eyes trained on the camera as she bounces during her own tushy twerk on his totem pole. Lana's busy screaming loudly during an assgasm as Jules pumps away in her butt while Stephanie lies atop her waiting for her own pistoning. It's Lana's butt that finally gets filled with Jules' jizz but Stephanie is right there to catch it in her mouth and share it with her with a kiss.

Lana and Jules should be familiar to most viewers but I'm telling you right now to keep your eyes on Stephanie West. She's going to make some waves in this biz.
 
Scene 5. Lana Rhoades, Steve Holmes
 
Our scene opens up with a shot of Lana checking her makeup in a bathroom mirror as Jules mumbles "Oh my god" and takes the camera to the bathroom door which makes me realize the shot is through an interior window and I have to ask "Who The Fuck has an interior window in their bathroom facing the shower"? It's an unusual concept but makes me think that if I were to have an architect design a fancy, big-ass house, it's one I might toss into the mix just for the hell of it. But, I digress. The focus here is Miss Lana Rhoades and the tattoo on her ass...wait a minute....the camera angle shows some reflections of the shower that makes it appear as if there are light fixtures IN the shower. Who in the hell is this architect? Perhaps its the same guy that designed that giant pink glass wall...but that's a different story altogether...
 
Sorry, where was I before I went on the architectural tangent? Oh yeah, Lana's ass. Oh, and her boobs which she shows off while talking dirty in a raspy, subdued tone. As the camera pulls back to a wide shot I notice that her platform heels seem very tall in comparison to her frame (I tend to notice weird shit that most couldn't care less about).  

The camera moves to a head and shoulders shot of Steve Holmes who has a grin on his face like he just came out of an SEC hearing scot-free and is up $20billion for his efforts, or he's about to have some alone time with Lana Rhoades...same thing. Now, Steve has been with a girl or two in his time but he seems really happy to be on this set today and Lana seems to be happy as he kneels to lick her ass then stands up to finger it. The scene kind of reminds me of Angela and Manuel in that creampie scene where both of them are just happy to be doing what they are doing - that's a pretty rare thing in the porno world.

Shit. This is paragraph 4 and I haven't even discussed the onscreen sex because it's just beginning. She sucks him, he fucks her (hand around her throat softly) and she cums all over his hard cock as she whimpers in "dolphin mode", her well-worn Loubies pointed skyward. Jules walks around the duo, his camera trained on her form as he mutters things about her body that will be going through any viewer's mind as he does...

Lana rides like a champ, almost smothering Steve with her tits pressed against Steve's face while they are both busy sticking fingers up her butt but Steve wants to do a 69 and Jules' comments from offscreen say he's down with that idea too. Lana's cool with that and assumes the position while dirty talkin' - making me wonder if Steve may be headed to ER after this is over due to a broken nose or lost teeth as she twerks on his face. When Lana's not busy dirty talking, she delivers a few good "one-liners" that are worth having your volume up for.
 
Final Thoughts: Lana Rhoades. Where to begin? I think of her as Isabella Rossellini in that 'Friends' episode. She's the lady that makes the "top 5" but gets scratched right before lamination only to be met by Ross the very next day. There's not a lot coming into my head right now - she proves herself as a serious contender in the upper echelon of porndom. Jules' camera captures all of the action in splendid fashion and her co-stars are great. The way she handles Dredd is admirable. I've seen other performers her size that just can't handle him and it makes for a very unsettling scene but Lana takes it right up the ass with a smile on her face and even makes his eyes roll back into his head.

Lana fans will be well served here as she gets DP'ed, lesbian licked, giant dicked, and more. Honestly, even though she has an incredible body and sexual skills I find it tough to look away from her eyes. All of her co-stars in this showcase do a good job of doing her but Stephanie West stands out. Marley needs a shout out, too because she seems perfectly cast for that scene. This is a Lana showcase and it does that well. I won't even dock it for Jules' propensity to talk while filming, that's kind of his thing. (Note: I don't know what kind of mic is sitting atop his camera but it's super directional and you can tell if someone is on the right side/left side of the frame or behind the camera - it's kind of trippy). Overall it's a great Lana flick and I Highly Recommend it.