Genre: Feature, Comedy

Cast: Tommy Pistol, Riley Steele, Liv Wild, Kenzie Reeves, Sarah Vandella, Nia Nacci, Savanna Sixx, Jake Adams, Brad Armstrong, Chad White, Ryan McLane, Brad Newman (Non-Sex: Misty Stone, Christy Canyon, Lucky Starr, Frank Buckkwyd, James Bartholet, Sunny Lane, Edyn Blair, Rachael Cavalli, Bambi Doll, Astrid Star, Rusty Nails, Jack Vegas, Brad Sterling)
Writer/Director: Will Ryder
Release Date: Oct. 14, 2019
Length: 2 hrs. 7 min.
Condoms: One scene
Extras: 25 min. BTS, Bonus Scene, Photo Gallery, Trailers, Web and Phone Sex Info

Overview: Tommy Pistol plays a slacker, still living in his parents' basement, who's in love with nurse Riley Steele.  He applies for a job as a janitor at the hospital she works.  But through a fluke, he becomes the facility's E.R. Surgeon.  That's just the start of the wackiness that makes up Will Ryder's Love Emergency, an extremely hilarious adult film that's very much in the same comedy vein as a Farrelly Bros. movie.  The film is filled with such a tremendous cast, every one of them playing their parts with such commitment that by the time the film ends you yourself will be in stitches.

Scene One: Kenzie Reeves and Jake Adams

Jake Adams plays Tommy's stoner bi-sexual BBF who has the hots for Tommy's slutty little step-sister Kenzie Reeves.  After rubbing up against each other in Tommy's room (which is their parents' basement) they go up to Kenzie's room and start making out.  It's not long before clothes are coming off and Jake is laying across Kenzie's bed and she starts deep throating his cock.  She gives him slobbery head, masterfully taking his huge cock down her throat all the way to the balls.  After choking and gagging on Jake's cock Kenzie lays back and spreads her fat little pussy for him to go down on.  He buries his face in her pussy, fingering and tonguing her hole and giving her a massive leg shaking orgasm.  He then sticks his cock in and fucks her missionary, her fat swollen labia hugging his cock as he plunges it deep in her pussy.  Kenzie closes her legs making her pussy tighter for Jake's cock as he t-bones her and gives her multiple orgasms.  She cleans her cum off of his cock with her mouth before going on all fours and letting Jake fuck her doggy style.

After banging her pussy from behind he puts a cock cam on his dick and fucks her some more.  Too bad we never see the footage of Kenzie's pussy as Jake fucks her.  She backs her tight little ass up to him and fucks his cock with her pussy as she cums over and over on his cock, all of which she sucks off again with her mouth, giving him more wet slobbery head.  With his cock and balls glistening with Kenzie's spit, Jake lays back and Kenzie lowers her pussy down on him, riding his cock to Chicago.  She bounces and grinds her sweet pussy down on him, Jake fucking her from underneath giving more orgasms.  Kenzie then spins around and fucks Jake reverse cowgirl, sliding her wet pussy up and down on his cock and coating it with her cum which dribbles down his balls.  Jake then holds her legs up and pounds her pussy from underneath making her cum some more before Kenzie jumps off and Jake shoots his load in her mouth and on her face.

Scene Two: Sarah Vandella and Brad Armstrong

Brad and Sarah play Tommy's parents in the film.  Brad is a tough hard-working laborer whose only goal is to get Tommy out of the house, if only it weren't for doting mom Sarah's mollycoddling.  However, he's able to get Tommy and interview at the hospital, which gets Sarah "excited".  After telling the kids to leave the living room, Brad and Sarah start making out.  Brad diddles Sarah's twat over her pink panties and soon she's removing her bra and showing incredible boobs which Brad proceeds to suck on.  Brad then pulls Sarah's panties off and eats her pussy.  He works her gash with his tongue and fingers, and soon she's grinding her hips and pussy against his face as she cums in Brad's mouth.  Sarah then starts sucking on Brad's cock, going down and swallowing his dick all the way to the balls.  After getting his cock nice and wet Sarah climbs up and starts riding him reverse cowgirl, bouncing her pussy up and down Brad's condom wrapped cock and having multiple orgasms.

Sarah then lays back on the couch and Brad starts fucking her missionary, stabbing her pussy before pistoning it in and out of her pussy.  Sarah then starts grinding her pussy against Brad's cock and cumming over and as Brad pounds her pussy.  Sarah then lays on her side and Brad starts spooning her, fucking her pussy from behind and Sarah telling him to, "Give Milly that willy!"  Brad makes her cum several more times before pulling his condom off and shooting his jizz on Sarah's beautiful tits.

Scene Three: Riley Steele and Chad White

After a quick little interlude where we see the hospital's head physician (Frank Bukkwyd) complaining to the administrator (James Bartholet) about how understaffed they are, we see Riley bent over a gurney with Chad eating her ass out.  She flips over and Chad goes down on her, simply devouring her pussy with his mouth.  Riley then puts her legs together and Chad spreads her ass cheeks apart, tonguing her asshole and fingering her pussy until she cums.  She sucks her juices off of Brad's finger and then starts sucking his cock, first in the standing position then laying on the gurney, giving us a terrific POV shot of Riley as she swallows Chad's cock.  After getting it nice and wet she climbs up and starts riding him, Chad plunging his cock in and out of Riley's pussy and pulling her hair as he slaps her ass making her buck all the more.

Riley then spins around and rides Chad's cock reverse cowgirl.  He bucks his hips and cock up into her pussy making her cum and then grabs the back of the neck with both holds hands, holding her steady as he plunges his cock into her making her orgasm over and over.  We then transition to Chad fucking Riley missionary, pounding her pussy and squeezing the tits until he shoots his cum on her bare pussy.

Scene Four: Liv Wild masturbation scene

After Jake embellishes Tommy's resume making him out to be the nation's top physician, the hospital hires him as their new E.R. surgeon, under the tutelage of head surgeon Frank Bukkwyd who is terrific as the swinging playboy doctor with absolutely no fucks to give.  Tommy then has a couple of wacky incidents including throwing up while operating on an unrecognizable Edyn Blair and giving Misty Stone an enema in a scene that has to be seen to be believed.  All of this leads up to nurse Liv Wild getting all loopy on anesthesia and vibing her pussy.  It's a very hot scene with plenty of close-ups of Liv's pussy as she works the vibrator in and out and rubs her clit until she cums.

Scene Five: Nia Nacci and Ryan McLane

Frank invites Tommy to his house to watch some medical videos.  A few of the nurses are there too, including Nia Nacci whom Frank sets up with his nephew Ryan McLane.  We cut to them making out, both of them rubbing each other's crotches and stripping off each other's clothes.  Once Nia is naked Ryan goes down on her pussy, sensuously licking and sucking on her clit until she cums in his mouth.  She kisses her juices off of his mouth and then she gives him head, with some terrific POV shots of Nia sucking and worshiping Ryan's cock.  Once he's nice and hard she climbs up and rides him reverse cowgirl, riding and grinding her pussy on his cock until she cums.  They then go into a quick 69 and Nia sensuously sucks on Ryan's cock while she sits on his face.  Nia then gets on all fours and Ryan starts fucking her doggy style.

Ryan pounds Nia's ass and gives her multiple orgasms, a great focus on Nia's pretty face as she cums on Ryan's cock.  Nia then lays on her side and Ryan spoons her from behind.  I love how Ryan kisses Nia's shoulder and the nape of her neck while he's fucking her until he pulls out and shoots his load on her pussy.  Nicely paced, very well shot simple sex scene from Will Ryder focusing on the beautiful Nia Nacci on this one.

Scene Six: Savanna Sixx and Tommy Pistol

After a brief interlude, we cut to Savanna sucking Tommy's cock on one of the hospital beds, trying to stay quiet so as not to disturb the guy next to them.  Savanna gags on Tommy's cock as he holds her hair up and fucks her face.  She then gets on all fours and Tommy finger bangs her from behind before sticking his cock in and fucking her doggy style.  He pounds her ass while she bites the bedsheets muffling her screams as she cums.  Tommy then starts fucking her missionary, Savanna furiously rubbing her clit giving her multiple orgasms.

Tommy then goes up and fucks her face again, Savanna sucking her cum off of his cock while he finger blasts her again.  They then start spooning, Tommy fucking her with his cock and fingers together, massaging the inside of her pussy and making her cum hard over and over until he pulls out and shoots his load on her pretty shaved pussy.

Bonus Scene: "POV BBC" starring Keilani Kita and Jason Brown

Final Thoughts: The late great Bill Margold once said that porn and comedy go hand and hand, simply because sex is funny.  And he was right.  Out of my all-time favorite porn films, I would say that maybe half of them are comedies.  Will Ryder captures that philosophy to a tee with Love Emergency.  It's just flat out one of the funniest movies of the year.  There are just so many great things to say about it.  First the phenomenal cast.  Tommy is fantastic as the bumbling loser who stumbles into this position that he knows he's not qualified for, while Jake Adams is hysterical as his equally loser stoner buddy whose only mission in life is to get laid by whomever or whatever.  Then the supporting cast of James Bartholet as the stressed-out administrator with Turrets Syndrome and Frank Bukkwyd as the lazy but genius head surgeon are great additions to the story.  Then you have the always wonderful Misty Stone who has some of the greatest screen presence of anyone in the industry.  And it all rounds off with the return cameo of the legendary Christy Canyon playing a patient opposite Misty Stone.  That alone should convince any porn fan to watch.

Add the amazingly funny script, the perfect timing and the true dedication that Will achieves from his cast and crew, and you have one of the best porn films of the year.  As of this writing, this film is AVN nominated for many of the top awards for a comedy, and it definitely deserves it.  I'm sure a film like this would make Bill Margold proud.  I wholeheartedly give this one the coveted XCritic Pick simply because it's pure filmmaking, and it achieves its goal in spades as the funniest porn film of the year.