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Seinfeld: A XXX Parody 2 Disc Collector's Set Blu-ray

New Sensations

Genre: Sitcum, Parody

Director: Lee Roy Myers

Cast: Kristina Rose, James Deen, London Keyes, Sadie West, Sasha Grey, Eric John, Natalie Norton, Tony DeSergio, Ashlynn Brooke, Evan Stone, Cassandra Calogera

Non-sex roles: Steve Pomerantz, J. Walker, others not credited

Length: 143:14 minutes

Kristina Rose

Date of Production: 4/2009

Extras: This double disc set seemed to be the big sitcum offering of the year for the company so I wasn't surprised this release was given the double disc treatment. The second disc had all the best extras too, starting off with a 24:17 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. There were lots of interviews, some audition footage, makeup, and bits from the making of the movie as well as an impromptu/secret interview at the end. Next up was a bonus scene shot for the movie itself with Shawna Lenee taking on Eric John for 20:02 minutes on the set. Shawna is reportedly a bit erratic these days but gave a wonderful blowjob, followed by some active vaginal riding with plenty of taste testing too. There was then a Blooper/Outtake Reel lasting 8:26 minutes, followed by a 1:37 minute long clip of James Deen trying stand up with a laugh track, a photogallery, some trailers, and an iPod version of the movie to download for those of you so equipped.

Condoms: None

London Keyes and Kristina Rose

Audio/Video Quality: Seinfeld: A XXX Parody Blu-ray was presented in a sharp looking 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen picture as shot by director Lee Roy Myers for New Sensations using the AVC codec with 1080i resolution. The show looked more like the original television show when I didn't look too closely, the lighting leaving something to be desired during the sex scenes (again lacking a C-light, so many portions were under lit). There were few compression artifacts that I noticed and the video bitrate seemed to hover around the 13.4 Mbps, the fluid camerawork coming across like the show too. This was a pretty good pornified version of the original show, the director again using Eddie Powell and editor Gabrielle Anex to enhance the final product. The company logo was always present in the lower right hand corner with a light watermark but it generally wasn't obtrusive except in a few of the sex scenes. The SD audio was presented in a standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a surprisingly high 1.5 Mbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, some decent separation between the channels, a better dynamic range, and music from the archival vaults. In all then, the show was a cute send up to a popular television show, the technical aspects less important than the creative material used to inspire your self-love habits.

Sadie West and Sasha Grey

Body of Review: Lee Roy Myers is currently riding the wave of popularity for his sitcum parodies released by New Sensations. While still trying to find the right rhythm for such shows, some of my associates claim he is only a couple notches down from the infamous crew at X-Play, the award winning duo that currently dominates the market in terms of providing the best movies in the genre. I admit that I liked Scrubs better than The Office and the ever present learning curve faced by all directors proves once again that experience helps with upgrading the results as I sat down to enjoy Seinfeld: A XXX Parody: 2 Disc Collector's Set in Blu-ray this past weekend. The original show helped propel Jerry Seinfeld into the national spotlight, the show about "nothing" a hit for years on network television. In Myers pornified rendition of the show, he takes several of the more sexually oriented episodes from the series and spins them a few notches deeper, the end result the best effort by the team to date. James Deen took the lead as "Gerry" and unlike some of his past feature work, he seemed well suited for this role, as did Eric John as "Crammer", Kristina Rose as "Elaina", and Steve Pomerantz as "Gorge". The back cover described the sitcum like this: "What's the deal with "SEINFELD: A XXX PARODY?" The deal is that it's going to be Scorching Hot! It's also going to be Hilarious! And it's most definitely going to be yada yada yada. From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the hit movies "The Office: a XXX Parody!" and "Scrubs: a XXX Parody!," comes an Adult version of the most popular comedy television series of all time, "SEINFELD: A XXX PARODY!." If you ever wondered what it would be like if Jerry got it on with Elaine, or if Kramer stumbled into a 3-way with two of the biggest names in porn, or if Jerry's ex-girlfriend's breasts really were "real?? & spectacular??," then "SEINFELD: A XXX PARODY" is the movie for you! All your favorite characters are parodied with Gerry, Elaina, Gorge, Crammer, Noman, Regina, Teri, The Porn Nazi and more, in "SEINFELD: A XXX PARODY!" Starring an All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Sasha Grey, Kristina Rose, London Keyes, Nathalie Norton, Cassandra Calogera, James Deen, Eric John, Tony Disergio and Evan Stone. "SEINFELD: A XXX PARODY!" is your Serenity Now!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Natalie Norton

Scene One: Kristina Rose, the sexy brunette featured on the front cover, was up first on the couch with James Deen, the two having started to watch a porno that he claimed made him erect just from the FBI warning. They tore into one another and he soon was melded to her muff, going down on her before they kissed again to share her juices. Kristina then slobbed his knob equally aggressively, throating him while describing how badly she wanted him. She maintained eye contact with him to boost the perceived chemistry and they then moved into some vaginally penetrative sex. Kristina was passive at first but was soon impaling herself, the multitude of positions leading to James rubbing out a wad of genetic juice to her face (that she licked up). It was a very solid opening scene for me.

Ashlynn Brooke with the Mighty Evan Stone

Scene Two: London Keyes, a super hotty playing a video store clerk (yeah, right!), was up next with Kristina Rose in the back room of the store after the Porn Nazi rejected Kristina's need for smut. Both gals were mad at him and figured the best way to get back at him was to embrace each other with some lesbian loving. The clothing flew off, the ladies kissed, and they were soon eating at the Y with London fingering Kristina's well versed asshole. They continued going at it with each taking turns in the lead, Kristina plunging an Evolved Novelties Waterproof Desire into London's pussy, eating her ass as she got her new friend off. London then reciprocated with a glass toy in Kristina's ass, the pair having a swell lesbian time for your viewing pleasure.

Cassandra Calogera

Scene Three: Sadie West, a lean brunette with a huge tattoo, and award winning ice princess Sasha Grey, were up next on a picnic table porn set as Eric John shot his first porno. The gals were relatively tame compared to the heat and chemistry of the last scene, Sadie's desire to turn up the heat quenched by Sasha's need to act nonchalant. Sasha would whisper while Sadie would loudly use dirty talk too, their two different styles not meshing well at all even with the fake moans used to play to the general audience. The ladies, each having sampled one another though, were soon enjoying Eric's pecker, Sadie really applying her wanton act to the max as she blew him (Sasha was otherwise occupied between her legs). Sasha joined in on the oral but her measured emotions paled next to Sadie, Sasha moving to ride it with Sadie's assistance but the editing was on the weak side again. The vaginally penetrative sex was the weakest portion of the scene, the taste testing better but hardly enough to compare to the previous scenes. The ending load of population pudding went over both of their asses too, no chance to savor the taste by either of the gals.

The extras

Scene Four: Natalie Norton, a very cute blond playing Gorge's fiancée, was up next as she took a role in Crammer's porno, screwing Tony DeSergio instead of Gorge. He wasn't happy but Tony sure was, the gal showing some oral aptitude during the blowjob in the living room porn set, Tony throat fucking her and gave her some head too, the pair vaginally pounding moderately well enough, her puffy pussy bouncing on cock and the gal doing some intermittent taste testing but neither of them showing much chemistry for one another. Natalie did the best she could with the moper but this would have been a better scene with a better meat puppet, the ending pop shot rubbed out by the guy onto her tits.

Scene Five: Ashlynn Brooke, the beautiful blond orgasm girl, was up next in the back room of the video store, having lost a timid Noman and upgrading to the Mighty Evan Stone. As the Porn Nazi, he dictated who would get porn and who wouldn't but his desire to sample her perfect fleshy wares made a great deal of sense given her orgasmic tendencies. To say she looked great would be an understatement, though I wish more tease in her skin tight outfit had been included, Evan rubbed her cookie and otherwise juiced her up before she took his "massive cock in her mouth". Ashlynn gave him a playful hummer before her active vaginal ride, the two of them remaining in character better than any of the others during sex and providing a lot of energy to go with their natural chemistry. She maintained eye contact with him throughout the fucking and he gave her a jerked out wad to her face, the movie finally upgrading the sex after a few weak scenes.

Scene Six: Cassandra Calogera, a busty brunette playing Teri (after Teri Hatcher's role in the series as the gal with an impressive rack that was so great the cast wanted to know if they were real), did James Deen on the stage as she interrupted his monologue about boobs. She wrapped her lips around his cock and sucked away healthily, the couple again showing some chemistry to upgrade the results of their sexual tryst. While the scene wasn't as good as the last one in terms of passion, energy, and chemistry, it was still well worth checking out given their natural attraction towards one another, the vaginal sex usually active but not always, James getting rough towards the end as he nearly choked her out (turning her face all red). He did most of the work unless she was on top of him but I have to hand it to her for those great big titties she displayed so well, perhaps not as firm as Teri's were back in the day but well worth focusing on all the same. The scene closed up when he rubbed out a wad of semen to her rack, Cassandra licking at the spew and providing some post coital head as well as a slight titty fuck.

Summary: Seinfeld: A XXX ParodyBlu-ray by director Lee Roy Myers for New Sensations was my favorite movie by the director on a few levels, easily earning a rating of Recommended from this sitcum devotee. Sure, a few of the characters were ill equipped for their roles (either in terms of playing the characters or having sex) but James did a passable Jerry, Kristina did a good Elaine, and Steve's George was a lot better than expected. Eric could have polished up his Kramer and other than Evan's Porn Nazi (as well as J. Walker's Noman), the rest of the cast were largely disposable. I got the impression the script was written quickly with few revisions and about half the sex scenes had little replay value for me but ultimately, I think the director is getting better with each release. He might not be much of a threat to the X-Play duo's efforts yet, but he is better situated to challenge them than any other director in the field given what I've seen so far. In short, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody: 2 Disc Collector's Set was as entertaining a sitcum as I've seen all month , the extras package and leads showing some acting chops that could lead to bigger and better things. If you like sitcum porn parodies, you could do far, far worse than this one... Good job!