April Olsen: Young Anal Up-And-Cummer!

Now, let us not beat around the bush, this is April Olsen and Pat Myne we are covering here. And, in case you have been locked away in your basement for the past twenty months, and even if that is the case, who could blame you! That is what we at XCritic are here for, and while you were away, April Olsen stepped onto the scene in the world of adult films, and I think it is high time that XCritic covered her. She is petite, inked and is as charming as she is beautiful. April is one of the frontrunners for Best New Starlet, anyone who tells you otherwise has also spent too many years underground. This woman has generated a buzz with every industry writer, director, and producer. Who better to showcase and study her with than Evil Angel? YA! Young Anal 2, is a follow-up to Pat Myne’s smash hit from last year. A venture that brought him into the Evil Angel world with force. Now, we see the gonzo genius with another one of the best of the new starlets in the land. Looking to show her in ways that even the most die-hard critic or fan has EVER seen before. He did it last year with Chanel Grey, and the original chapter of YA! Young Anal, and that is exactly what should make this absolutely fun as hell.

Scene Duration: 37 Minutes 12 Seconds

Director: Pat Myne @myne_pat

Studio:Evil Angel 

Release Date: September 23rd, 2021

eXXXtras:(Photo Gallery & BTS Video) This is one of the most fun videos to watch that I have EVER seen with Evil Angel, and their behind the scenes wonder. You get to meet the starlet who looks to be going not just a hundred miles an hour, but maybe one-fifty! There is a massive difference. Trust me, if this video does not make you want to get to know April Olsen a lot better, I do not know what will! The photo gallery contains that perfect Pat Myne touch. A view that really elevates the extras in this presentation, and shows this new starlet’s massive appeal.

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April Olsen: Young Anal Up-And-Cummer!

From the Evil Angel Film:YA! Young Anal 2

Starring: April Olsen @aostrapqueen and Ramon Nomar @RamonxxxnomaR

The Reveal:

This is gonzo porn, isn’t it? My stars, you would never know by the way that new starlet April Olsen sings to the camera. All done with a voice that is as smooth, and sexy as her look. All created by Pat Myne for our viewing pleasure. This starlet speaks in this lovely, down to earth manner, as she looks to peak your interest with a slide show of Pat Myne brilliance. This model is damn good-looking. Her stunning body looks as if it has been created on the planet Venus. Yes, for all you non-lovers of poetry, that means she is from the heavens above, and Pat Myne captures that so powerfully with his introduction of April Olsen into his world. Everything about this woman is stunning! Her brown eyes, and I do mean brown eyes, as in plural. Her kitty, her frame, and size. When she starts playing with that toy, your heart will be a puddle of goo on the floor. Don Juan guarantees!

The Encounter:

It is again her voice, that takes you into another realm of desire with her solo sex acts. As does her five-star oral. Every bit of this starlet’s intro has something to do with her silver tongue. In most instances, you can tell a performer has just watched a few films her agent told her to, and that is what she emulates on screen. Not with this new starlet on the rise. April’s oral is unlike anyone you have EVER seen perform. It’s fun to watch. Hey, you have found another reason to have your popcorn ready as you watch porn. This model leaves an impression from second one. Her one of a kind charisma even has Ramon Nomar putting that clear dildo in her ass, as he gets her heavenly oral skills presented with her silver tongue. I have never seen anything like it! This all “cums” from only one place in porn. A genuine love for what you are doing. It is why there is never a miss in production with this chapter of the film. April Olsen is anxious, in the best of ways. You just do not see that in modern performers who are just getting their feet wet. The anal is five-star, and I mean as five-star as it gets. Truth be told, it does not matter what hole you pick in porn, it is more about the chemistry and the smooth sailing performers must have together during sex to make things sell. The action is slick, sexy and as heart pounding as it gets. All with April asking for more, and more, and more. The toy play, it is kinky, yet hardcore enough to win over the biggest naysayer of the genre. Double blow-job, double toy penetration. Who does this? April Olsen does, that is who! I suggest you get acquainted with this new starlet. You are going to see a hell of a lot with her over the next few years. This is one of the best crafted scenes of 2021. It is a race from start to finish. Not like the Indy 500, where you lose interest after the first twenty laps. It is more like a run by Usain Bolt over the course of a day, as he collects the gold with sprint after sprint. It is hyped, fast, powerful and tasty. By the time you are done with this chapter of the film, your ass will feel as if you have just run a race with a high octane vehicle. Anal this good can not afford to be missed, neither can anything else with this one of a kind new starlet, April Olsen.

Sight, Sound, and Specs:

There is your patented Pat Myne style peppered all throughout this scene. It is lovely! The aspect of the production that you are not going to forget, it is all in the performer. You will not even remember the color of the room after April Olsen is done with you. The audio is balanced perfectly. The camera angles are splendid. But, it is April’s attention to detail that steals the show. The gold chain, the gold bracelet. Her sexy pink lingerie, skin, hair and nails! They are all the things true XXX fantasies are made of. This woman put effort into her appearance, and man, oh man, does it sell tickets to the show. Her pussy hair is even trimmed in the shape of the suite of spades. This is a production that you simply must take a gamble on. The payoff is too massive to pass up! Talk about getting lucky….

Don Juan’s Bottom Line:

Without any shred of corruption, bias, payoff or hesitation, I will tell you XXX fans, that April Olsen is one of the top three contenders for Best New Starlet. First off, the thought process of this stunning model is as dirty as it gets in this industry. It makes for some of the hottest dirty talk, that is also as one of a kind as her lovely shoulder tattoo is. This woman’s head is in the game. That means your head gets to float above in the clouds all thirty-seven minutes of this production. It takes the anal to a level inhabited only by her. When she asks Ramon Nomar to fuck him, then to have him fuck her back. Who says such things? Only performers who are dedicated, and love what they do. “You think you are giving the orders around here?” No,ma'am, and I think that there is no person that enjoys their adult entertainment any other way. She will remind veteran porn fans of the legendary Jewel De’Nyle in so many ways. What makes her different from almost any other starlet I can think of over the past three years, there is always, and I mean ALWAYS a smile on this starlet’s face in the scene. It is not a forced smile either, or her acting skills. It is a woman who is having the time of her life. It is a person who has passion for what it is that is being created in this business. Trust me when I say, that character is not just something on screen. This is who April Olsen seems to be twenty-four-seven. This is a very special year in porn. To have this many new faces, making this powerful of an impact right away. It may have never been seen before in the world of porn. YA! Young Anal 2 is made that much better with these two paired in this scene. What an addition this series has been to the Evil Angellibrary of filth. A starlet who is the perfect balance of supermodel beauty, and “girl next door” composure. It just doesn't get any better than this within the land of fantasy on film. Top Rated and far beyond people!