Dinner with the In-Laws

What wonders await us with the return of Vivid Video? One of the most iconic companies has set forth a new allotment of vignettes from one of the most legendary, groundbreaking series ever. Were the Boys Aren’t. There is so much to be said about this happening in the adult world that I do not think that we could cover it in one article. What we must cover, is that fact that within a website that has thousand and I mean thousands of paying members, what is it that has made this creation have only one dislike. Yes, you heard me correct, only one. That is a feat so rare in the modern age that I personally have never seen such a thing. At least not a creation that has been watched by people in the six figures and maybe even millions if you could access the international numbers. Briana Banks, Emma Hix and Kenzie Taylor. The best there is, the best there was and the best there every will be? Which is which and who is who? You may think that you know but I bring up that prolific saying because in a scene that is about to resurrect something that is true porn lore and legend, there had better be some greatness within this scene even on the surface if you are going to try and do justice at all to a series that changed the way we watch porn forever.

Scene Duration: 38 Minutes and 50 Seconds

Director: Joanna Angel @JoannaAngel

Studio: Vivid Video / Adult Time

Release Date: October 2^nd, 2019

eXXXtras: The stills that come with this scene? Bloody fucking marvelous. This is what should come with every fucking adult scene. No matter who you are a fan of you get something awesome. These stills remind me of what the box covers use to be and that nostalgia factor will have fans going ga-ga from the start to the finish of this production.

Don Juan’s Phyla: Girl/Girl, Lesbian, MILF, Superstar versus Super Star, Big Tits, Comedy, 5-Star Acting, 5-Star Pussy Licking, Tongue Fucking, Face Sitting, 5-Star Boob Play, Scissoring/Tribbing

Dinner with the In-Laws

Starring: Briana Banks @Officialbriana6 Emma Hix @EMMAHIXOFFICIAL Kenzie Taylor @thekenzietaylor and Small Hands @thesmallhands_ (Non-Sex Role)

The Reveal:

There is a buzz to this scene that is perfectly performed and is a true tribute to the films of old. The acting is superb, Emma Hix and Small hands are wonderful mixing in some dashing one liners with comedic wonder. Joanna Angel is all over this one. The yellow theme is amazing and when you see just how fucking funny this scene is, you will find yourself unable to move. These performers sell this scene with acting that is truly top notch. The sound effect and the score are pure rock and roll. I do not give a shit what you think about adult film acting, this is utter genius and wonderfully played. You will be laughing; you will be fucking entertained. The way that this vignette goes back and forth between comedic short and lust filled lesbian erotica is one of the most original ideas I have seen in the industry this year. So much takes your senses on this ride of pure joy and everything from your ears to eyes will be going bonkers in the best of ways. This is pure entertainment. I think what makes this one of the best damn intros of all time in the series is that the fans who remember the original will be as gitty as their school days if they are anything like me and the fans of the new school, they will see the wonders of true acting and performance with some of the best in the business. When the acting is as good as the sex, that is as epic as you can get in any adult film.

The Encounter:

“Yes, Yes, Yes,…..” Something that every industry member will find charming and when you add in Small Hand’s ability to make you chuckle like any member of the sitcom Friends, then you have a recipe for something that you are not going to forget. What you get in this scene is massive. This is truly Briana Bank’s return to form. In fact, this may be her best work since her return to the industry. We see that Briana Banks swagger, with that amazing tongue that made her the unforgettable industry legend that she is. The sex is so stunning. Every shot, every angle is this high definition shot that will make you lose your marbles every six seconds. That is how damn good this vignette is. Some of the more unforgettable moments are watching Briana tongue fuck Emma from the back side and the watching Emma take turns with the baddest boobies in the business in her mouth. This is smorgasbord of beauty and you will not be able to contain yourself, that I guarantee. I think what makes this scene so worth your while is that you are getting so much from each of these performers. There is a magic in the air in this scene. You can not say that these ladies ever give less than one hundred percent in any performance. In this creation, it is like they take their game to a whole new level. The other thing I will say about these beauties I that they have never looked better. To be a model in this modern era, it is as tumultuous as ever and the fact that you see these super stars in peak form, my stars, it is truly like the stars did line-up for the creation of this scene.

Sight and Sound:

Now, how is it that Mike Quasar out does himself again? Well, perhaps it is that the man is a true film maker. When you see angels like Briana’s POV look as she tongues fucks Emma’s perfectly groomed kitty and that little bead of cum goes back and forth from lip to lip, you see vintage Quasar. The way that the scene is lit, the wardrobe, the background, the silly theme music and sound effects, this is utter perfection in terms of presentation. I dare any fan, critic or industry member to look at this scene and find a flaw anywhere, even with the models. It can not be done. From top to bottom, so much care was placed within this production. They not only did the series justice, they added a true chapter to this series that will stand the test of time, that you can count on.

Don Juan’s Bottom Line:

What can you say about this scene? It is award worthy beyond belief. We see that Kenzie Taylor is continuing her push for Performer of the Year as well as Emma Hix. This combination is made a true tour de force of flesh and cinema by adding the cherry known as Briana to the top. Joanna Angel and Mike Quasar make their presence felt massively. Small Hands, he puts on a show in the non-sex role that will have people laughing their ass off even after the show is over. This leaves something burned into your mind. It is just like that scene where we see Julia Ann get tongue fucked for the first time by Jeanna Fine. This is something legendary and you can not say that about every new entry into this series. You want to know why only one fan has given this scene a negative review in almost thirty days of being on display? It is because this is a true phenomenon. This sets the bar high for everything else that will now come after it. If you thought Briana Banks lost a step, think again. If you think you have seen Emma Hix get as nasty and glamorous as can be in one scene, think again and most of all, if you thought Kenzie Taylor only had one dimension in Girl/Girl erotica, then prepare to become a fan. This is a wonder of film making. This is the type of scene we should be showing all the young film makers what sells. The reason fans can not look away, it is because this is pure entertainment plain and simple and that is what sells tickets at the end of the day. XCritic Pick all the fucking way, Girl/Girl scene of the year 2021 as it has missed the 2020 deadline and trust me, you will not forget this entry into the legendary series.