When  you can't fill yourself with enough Pride, here's your chance to actually do. It's the hard plastic, 2 AA battery Pride Vibe! It's a simple, old school kinda vibe with a speed control on the base. With all the new gizmos on the market that are run by apps, made of silicone, and pretty much do everything but the dishes, this one is incredibly simple.

With a jaunty PRIDE logo complete with rainbows plastered on the shaft, the 5 3/4" length will certainly get the job done, whether you want to use it inside or outside. Our website says you can use it anally but please god, DON'T. There's no flange on the bottom to prevent it from sliding into rectum land and it might cause you a little embarrassment in the ER when you go to get it removed. "Oh! I see you had a lot of fun during PRIDE!" the tech will say. Not the time to come out, that's for sure.

But for clit and vag fun and external fun even around the taint and the asshole, this cute vibe may be the one for you.

Easy to take on vacation in a foreign country when you don't what the fucking plugs are going to look like for your recharger, so just bring 2 AA batteries with you and voila! Instant pleasure! Or perfect for back road camping. And if you're flying, just make sure you take the batteries out BEFORE you travel - otherwise, you and your vibrating suitcase is bound to wind up on TMZ.